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Echo's lucky day

Echo

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Jul 10, 2002
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So yesterday we're loading bikes on top of my car, using 3 King Cobras. Two are facing forward, the middle one facing backward. Because my car is narrow, the racks are a little closer together than I'd like, but it works ok. Normally I just run 2 racks, one forward and one backward. That works great.

So we put Zombie's RM9 in the middle, because it weighs like 50 lbs. Then Tweek's Bullit on one side and my AS-X on the other. Loading my AS-X was a pain in the ass, because my bars were hitting Tweek's. I had to tie a sock to my bar to keep from getting Tweek's bar all scratched up. In the midst of all the screwing around, I forgot to secure the bolt on the front of the King Cobra that my bike was in. Basically the wheelstrap was holding the bike to the car.

Off we went down the road, and it started raining (at least it waited until we left!). I'm cruising along at about 45 when I hear the dreaded noise. Look in the rearview and see my beloved Yeti bouncing down the road with a full size pickup bearing down on it on wet roads.

Somehow the first few cars manage to miss the bike, and a Sherriff happened to be sitting nearby. He pulled up to the bike and turned on his lights while I was backing up. When I got there he had my bike off the road, just handed it to me and was like "you lost one" :D

Giving the bike a look-over, the bar ends have some scratches. The bars have some scratches. The pedals are scratched, and the rear skewer is scratched. Nothing bent, nothing broken, nothing dented. No damage to the car either, I have NO idea how the hell that bike got off the car and made all that noise without trashing the car.

So anyway, I got extremely lucky, and a cop sitting there doing nothing but generating revenue saved my $3000 bike. Eat that cop haters.
 
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JRB

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Glad the bike is ok. Now go to the LBS that we all hate and get some bike loading lessons. ;)
 

Deyv

Deyvil
Mar 26, 2002
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Wow man that is awesome, you are very lucky

Loosing bikes really scares me for the damage they can do the people in cars behind. I am happy that your bike is not totalled, I know how much you like it. I am happy that it`s not the RM9 because I help you put it on the roof.

What happened , how did the Yeti fell off?

EDIT, I reread your post. :nope:
 

Echo

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Jul 10, 2002
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Deyv said:
I am happy that it`s not the RM9 because I help you put it on the roof.
I was very happy that it was my bike and not Zombie's or Tweek's... I would feel so bad if I totalled someone else's bike with my stupidity.
 

pixelninja

Turbo Monkey
Jun 14, 2003
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BikeGeek said:
You've just summed up one of my greatest fears.
Yakimaphobia: The fear that no matter how securely you've attached your bike, you've missed something and the bike will end up in the middle of the highway...
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
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pixelninja said:
Yakimaphobia: The fear that no matter how securely you've attached your bike, you've missed something and the bike will end up in the middle of the highway...
Yeah - everybody should make it a point to at least once before leaving for/from a ride say "Let's get out and do one more bike check"

Now if only somebody would do that for me before I drive in the garage..... :mumble:

-S.S.-
 

Morryjg

Mr. Ho Jangles
May 9, 2003
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The bike check is a definite must, especially w/ multiple people putting bikes on the racks. I always grab each bike and give it a good shake to make sure it's on there tight before I'll drive off. I still have a big dent in my car that my pedal made when I forgot to latch down the fork but did get the back tire. That was before I started doing the bike check.
 

Morryjg

Mr. Ho Jangles
May 9, 2003
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SkaredShtles said:
Now if only somebody would do that for me before I drive in the garage..... :mumble:

-S.S.-
Nah......that was YOUR lucky day! You were able to give that Y bike a final death blow and not have to pay for it! :eek: ;)
 
Damn lucky, Echo, way to go.

Reminds me of something similar that happened to me a couple of years back, although I ended up with much worse results.
Two friends and myself decided to do a twilight run to surf Sebastian Inlet, here in Florida. Strapped the surfboards onto the SOFT (remember this keyword later on, folks) roof racks and hit the highway at 2AM for the three hour ride. We had another buddy that was going to meet up with us later on, but he had to leave thirty minutes after we did, although I forget why.
About an hour into the ride, music blaring to keep us awake, the aforementioned buddy came blazing up behind us, probably at 100MPH, flashing his lights. He pulled up beside us, pointing to his roof with a panicked look on his face. We looked at him, laughing and giving him the finger, assuming that he was making a ruckus because he caught up to us after being half an hour behind.
Then I figured out his was screaming, "Racks, RACKS!"
I rolled down the window, stuck my head out ... and damn near threw up.

There were no racks.

They'd snapped about twenty miles back, just as we'd gone over a large overpass, delivering all three of the boards --one that was a custom $1000 ride-- onto the streets below. They were all demolished. Luckily, no one below was hurt, nor had they stopped to see why it was raining surfboards, which kinda struck me as odd.

The good news?

It left me all that much more time to ride my bike. Hell, I never was much of a surfer anyway ...

-Scotty
 

Instigator

ass balancer
Aug 22, 2001
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Damn echo, you are really one lucky guy!!!!! Listen to heidi and go get yourself a lottery ticket.

On a side note, on the way home yesterday I managed to bend a couple of parts on my sportworks rack. 120 lbs. of bouncing bikes takes its toll for sure :(
 

Echo

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Jul 10, 2002
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ghostrider said:
I think the real news here is that Zombie actually rode his bike? Or did he just loan it to somebody?
He rode, and of course as you would expect, even after a year off the bike he still had mad skills.
 
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JRB

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Instigator said:
Damn echo, you are really one lucky guy!!!!! Listen to heidi and go get yourself a lottery ticket.

On a side note, on the way home yesterday I managed to bend a couple of parts on my sportworks rack. 120 lbs. of bouncing bikes takes its toll for sure :(

Dude at Comfort decided to do a little off roading on the way out and wiped his ladies scalpel off of the jeep. :nope: It was ok in the end. Just pulled the rear Yak holder off. Slid right back on. Lucky too.
 

jollyrodger

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Jul 12, 2004
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That's sweet. Similar thing happened to one of my buddies. Only his story involved skis and ended with them getting run over by a semi. Racks need not-all-the-way-fastened alarms or something.
 

Jozz

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Apr 18, 2002
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Good (well not good but...) thing it was your Yeti... I can only imagine the beating your SS or road bike would have taken on such a missap... :eek:
 

Echo

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Jul 10, 2002
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llkoolkeg said:
Oh...it's a bike-related thread. I'd assumed you were about to announce that your virginity had been taken but that you'd put up a good fight. :p
Nope, my virginity is intact...


(joke that will only make sense to people who have seen "Caligula")
 

jacksonpt

Turbo Monkey
Jul 22, 2002
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Damn Echo - that would scare the bajezus out of me... to see my baby bouncing/skidding down the road like that. Glad to hear there was no serious damage.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
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Echo said:
Nope, my virginity is intact...

(joke that will only make sense to people who have seen "Caligula")
No small matter- the majority of my jokes stick somewhere over the shoulder of most folk anyhow. I would hope that you would have at least taken your evidenciary DNA sample under the fingernails vs. the way that poor sap took it in the movie. His feeble resistance to invasion barely qualified as saying "no" and made Ned Beatty's comparative defense look better than that of the Baltimore Ravens!

As long as you get the REAL version, you are in for a treat with that flick...especially the solar hot scene from the island of Lesbos. :thumb:
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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i think so. were they the same as the ones that ned overend raced on his xc bike in a short track race?mustache bars or something strange like that?
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
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biggins said:
i think so. were they the same as the ones that ned overend raced on his xc bike in a short track race?mustache bars or something strange like that?
Sounds like the right era. They basically were bars with no ends. They were friggin' huge. I knew several people when I started mt biking who had them. I think at the time they were all the rage. Although I'm not sure what the point was. :think:

Probably just like everything else that's "new" - gotta have it 'cause it's new.

-S.S.-