Its not till tomorrow and I'm already in trouble for what I didn't do. Made up hallmark holiday bullsh*t. 
Effen Mothers Day.
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but I hear you re: perpetual trouble
but I hear you re: perpetual trouble
You need to remind your wife that she is NOT your mother.
Unless you're in trouble with your REAL mother... then never mind.
Unless you're in trouble with your REAL mother... then never mind.
fudgin made up holiday. and it's the same weekend I decide to come back to ridemonkey 
I was raised by wolves.....yet another invisible holiday to me
...I get in trouble every year when I tell my wife she isnt my mother. Still, she is a great mother to my kids, one of which isnt hers, and deserves a little recognition. Not too much, but a little...
Piihb.
epic mothers day fail, lol
Be nice to the lady monkeys!!!
not a fan of the mothers' day.
If he'd done that in the first place, his wife wouldn't be a mother...
at least my gift to my mama is free, manual labor in the garden at her new house. i just hope my dad buys the beer, i'm broke.
My mom made plans with her friends to celebrate mothers day. She was kind of a bitch about it cause I didn't have any super set in stone plans. The way I figure it, she was being a bitch so i'm off the hook
What better way to celebrate than that?
I'm shocked to see you have something stupid to say in this thread.
I made Wife and Mom-in-Law dinner. Fajitas. They sat together and chatted while I worked the kitchen. My god the stress......
Tough stuff, this Mother's Day thing...
HOORAY MOM!
Tough stuff, this Mother's Day thing...
HOORAY MOM!
Translation: She didn't trust you to whip up a plan to do something at the last minute, and since you weren't responsible enough to plan something ahead of time she ensured that she wasn't going to be sitting at home alone. Maybe plan ahead next time and she won't be "kind of a bitch about it."
Yea, I am kind of a dick to my mom. I we ended up going on a hike together, and I made her food.
You are a modern day beatnik.
yeah..whoda thunk it?
For me, mothers day equals credits and debits. I applied for several credits on Mothers Day.
1. breakfast omelette in bed.
2. fresh baked cookies in bed.
3. total body massage in bid.
4. Not one insinuation of wanting sex.
5. Let her awake to and fall asleep without nary a frisky grope.
6. Let her pick the chick flick and stayed alert to discuss it.
Usually for every 5 credits, they let you get one penalty free withdrawal.
1. breakfast omelette in bed.
2. fresh baked cookies in bed.
3. total body massage in bid.
4. Not one insinuation of wanting sex.
5. Let her awake to and fall asleep without nary a frisky grope.
6. Let her pick the chick flick and stayed alert to discuss it.
Usually for every 5 credits, they let you get one penalty free withdrawal.
I offered my Mom to treat her to a lobster dinner at Red Lobster. She said no, my brother was having us over with his in laws. We had cheesy crappy burgers and dogs on the grill. B-o-r-i-n-g!
I can still smell the garlic rolls and lobster butter in my mind.
I can still smell the garlic rolls and lobster butter in my mind.
You live on the East Coast and go to Red Lobster for seafood?I offered my Mom to treat her to a lobster dinner at Red Lobster. She said no, my brother was having us over with his in laws. We had cheesy crappy burgers and dogs on the grill. B-o-r-i-n-g!
I can still smell the garlic rolls and lobster butter in my mind.
You are a chick, right? THERE IS SOEMTHING VERY VERY WRONG WITH THIS WORLD! Betchyoo drink any old light beer too, right?For me, mothers day equals credits and debits. I applied for several credits on Mothers Day.
1. breakfast omelette in bed.
2. fresh baked cookies in bed.
3. total body massage in bid.
4. Not one insinuation of wanting sex.
5. Let her awake to and fall asleep without nary a frisky grope.
6. Let her pick the chick flick and stayed alert to discuss it.
Usually for every 5 credits, they let you get one penalty free withdrawal.
You obviously know nothing of mental warfare when it comes to trading in "sex favors" futures. By giving her a day with no pressure of putting out at all, I made an investment. In the not too distant future, I'm going to draw dividends from that investment.
Basicly, one night next week, I won't have to work for it. I just get sex for free since I gave her a holiday from it. Getting returns on sex favors requires a diversified portfolio.
Hmmm... paying for sex... there's a novel concept.
Hmmm...you are either a raving lunatic, or light years ahead of your time. Keep us advised of your success or failure.You obviously know nothing of mental warfare when it comes to trading in "sex favors" futures. By giving her a day with no pressure of putting out at all, I made an investment. In the not too distant future, I'm going to draw dividends from that investment.
Basicly, one night next week, I won't have to work for it. I just get sex for free since I gave her a holiday from it. Getting returns on sex favors requires a diversified portfolio.
I got a bj on MD morning, your all doing it wrong!
I'm not a fan of the mother's day either. I don't mind doing things for the wife. She does a lot for me and the kids all the time. I just have a hard time doing so much for her, then going to my mom's house for a bit, then to the mom-in-law's house for a bit. Too much to do in one day.
My wife wanted to see Ironman 2 for mothers day. That didn't suck.
My wife wanted to see Ironman 2 for mothers day. That didn't suck.
I was thinking the same thing. made meYou let your mother give you a BJ?
for a minute.
I go to other places for crabs, but Lobster I go to Red Lobster. Where do you go?You live on the East Coast and go to Red Lobster for seafood?
seriously. i can't express my anger about red lobster enough. that's like saying mcdonalds is a great place for a steak.
I'm sure you do...
Best lobster I've ever had was in Las Vegas at a $12 buffet.
anything tastes great when you're wastedBest lobster I've ever had was in Las Vegas at a $12 buffet.