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  1. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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  3. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    There are also 25 other letters in the alphabet they can use.
     
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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Jeesus, Just justify your jumping on the letter J there.
     
  5. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    it would have been better if they went for 26 kids and used every letter of the alphabet
     
  6. MudGrrl

    MudGrrl AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!

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    her uterus is going to fall out....


    I think they're just making up for godless heathens like me...
    I'm 29, unmarried, I'm not even *thinking* about having children
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    I need to watch my mouth.
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    They wore out J so much they had to make up a name...Jinger?

    At first I thought it was pronounced like "singer". But one must assume it's "Ginger"...
     
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    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Ahhh....premarital sex with NO desire for kids.

    Nothing could be better, eh?
     
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    douglas Chocolate Milk Doug

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    dude.......

    not everyone is having sex with people they plan to marry

    my friend, variety is the spice of life
     
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    Andyman_1970 Turbo Monkey

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    Welcome to Arkansas, married at 17 and how has 16 kids..........yikes.....

    Mudgrrl said they are "making up" for the heathens..........LOL.....the show I watched about them shows they are their own church.........all the girls must wear long skirts and keep their hair long, and the boys can't wear shorts.....
     
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    Westy the teste

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    I dated a girl for a while who had 17 brothers and sisters. She kicked me to the curb because I just kept sitting there saying "17 brothers and sisters, your kidding right?".
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    They could be their own government!
     
  15. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    Somehow I have the sinking feeling eveyones middle name is either Bob or Sue.
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Ma'am, step away from the penis.
     
  17. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    LOL, that's what i was thinking. how about that poor bastard Jedidiah?
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    But on the bright side, he can be Jedi for short!
     
  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    And he who controls the spice controls the universe.
     
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    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    edit - sorry, that 1st pic was huge

     
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    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    is anyone suprised the dad is "Jim Bob"?
     
  22. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    I bet it's not even short for "James Robert" either.....
     
  24. Velocity Girl

    Velocity Girl whack-a-mole

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    HEHEHE!!!

    Well I guess she's taking my quota as well...damnit, I had already promised them to someone else!!!

    Seriously, how can you really give enough love and attention to that many kids? Not to mention pay for them??? And being pregnant for almost 17 years without a break....no thank-you!
     
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    that's the great thing about america though. she and her husband can live their lives, as you choose to live yours.

    it's not for me, but i can't say that the parents don't love their kids.
     
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    LOL!! That's what I was thinking.

    My mother is from a family of 13 children and my father's sister has 13 as well (and had 2 miscarriages). I'm about to have 1 and think that's probably enough!
     
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    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    He ran for the U.S. Senate???? O...M...G.... :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Senator from California: "I move that there be a resolution on the bill for the cessation of procreation by Jim Bob..."
    Senator Jim Bob: "YEEEE-HAAAA!! My wife is behind that one 120%!!! HAHAHA!!! I made a funny!! YEEE-HAAA!!!!"
    Chair: "Please don't procreate any more. That is all." *gavel strike*


    Where are we going....?? And why are we in this handbasket...???
     
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    can't believe any one hasn't quoted stewie yet

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    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Definitely.


    Actually, it reminds me of the episode in which Peter visits old girlfriends and the one has a kid fall out of her "You were right, I WAS pregnant".
     
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    Thanks....I've got 3 months left and am looking foward to meeting my daughter!
     
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    When she comes out, tell her I say hi :)
     
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    Wait a minute....are you hitting on her :sneaky:
     
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    Sherpa Basking in fail.

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    did somebody say two times? two times?
     
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    F'n hotdog in a hallway...



    Does anyone else think she's going to have one wicked case of post partum depression?
     
  39. MudGrrl

    MudGrrl AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!

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    That's a good point.

    She's probably been avoiding the depression...
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Probably not hard when there's only about 8 minutes between being "post partum" and "pre-natal" again....