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Eight is enough times two....

stevew

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There are also 25 other letters in the alphabet they can use.
 

MudGrrl

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Boston....outside of it....
her uterus is going to fall out....


I think they're just making up for godless heathens like me...
I'm 29, unmarried, I'm not even *thinking* about having children
 

douglas

Chocolate Milk Doug
May 15, 2002
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robdamanii said:
Ahhh....premarital sex with NO desire for kids.

Nothing could be better, eh?
dude.......

not everyone is having sex with people they plan to marry

my friend, variety is the spice of life
 

Andyman_1970

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Apr 4, 2003
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Welcome to Arkansas, married at 17 and how has 16 kids..........yikes.....

Mudgrrl said they are "making up" for the heathens..........LOL.....the show I watched about them shows they are their own church.........all the girls must wear long skirts and keep their hair long, and the boys can't wear shorts.....
 

Westy

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Nov 22, 2002
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I dated a girl for a while who had 17 brothers and sisters. She kicked me to the curb because I just kept sitting there saying "17 brothers and sisters, your kidding right?".
 

stevew

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Somehow I have the sinking feeling eveyones middle name is either Bob or Sue.
 

narlus

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MMike said:
They wore out J so much they had to make up a name...Jinger?

At first I thought it was pronounced like "singer". But one must assume it's "Ginger"...
LOL, that's what i was thinking. how about that poor bastard Jedidiah?
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
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douglas said:
dude.......

not everyone is having sex with people they plan to marry

my friend, variety is the spice of life
And he who controls the spice controls the universe.
 

Velocity Girl

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LordOpie said:
Ma'am, step away from the penis.
HEHEHE!!!

Well I guess she's taking my quota as well...damnit, I had already promised them to someone else!!!

Seriously, how can you really give enough love and attention to that many kids? Not to mention pay for them??? And being pregnant for almost 17 years without a break....no thank-you!
 

narlus

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Velocity Girl said:
HEHEHE!!!

Well I guess she's taking my quota as well...damnit, I had already promised them to someone else!!!

Seriously, how can you really give enough love and attention to that many kids? Not to mention pay for them??? And being pregnant for almost 17 years without a break....no thank-you!
that's the great thing about america though. she and her husband can live their lives, as you choose to live yours.

it's not for me, but i can't say that the parents don't love their kids.
 

Secret Squirrel

There is no Justice!
Dec 21, 2004
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He ran for the U.S. Senate???? O...M...G.... :eek: :eek: :eek:

Senator from California: "I move that there be a resolution on the bill for the cessation of procreation by Jim Bob..."
Senator Jim Bob: "YEEEE-HAAAA!! My wife is behind that one 120%!!! HAHAHA!!! I made a funny!! YEEE-HAAA!!!!"
Chair: "Please don't procreate any more. That is all." *gavel strike*


Where are we going....?? And why are we in this handbasket...???
 

robdamanii

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May 2, 2005
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ridetoofast said:
can't believe any one hasn't quoted stewie yet

"so is there any tread left on the tires or is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
Hot dog and hallway.

Definitely.


Actually, it reminds me of the episode in which Peter visits old girlfriends and the one has a kid fall out of her "You were right, I WAS pregnant".
 

Sherpa

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Andyman_1970 said:
Welcome to Arkansas, married at 17 and how has 16 kids..........yikes.....

Mudgrrl said they are "making up" for the heathens..........LOL.....the show I watched about them shows they are their own church.........all the girls must wear long skirts and keep their hair long, and the boys can't wear shorts.....
I work at the courthouse for the accessors where they're building their house. Its so massive and the guy is weird. You should see the floorplan. :eek: