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Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
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um, they're describing a tabletop backflip. that's certainly been done. lame.
 

kidwoo

Artisanal Tweet Curator
It doesn't mean anything to the mountain biking world. Guys have been doing table top backflips for quite a while.

That program rules. But in a way it kind of doesn't rule. Whenever you can't do a trick, you'll have some dork that can prove it's theoretical possibilty on a modeling program now.

They should put that system to use and prove once and for all that jib tricks are way easier on 20" bikes. Then all the dickhead bmx guys that give so much flack to everybody on 26 inchers will have thier answer as to why we're so gay.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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kidwoo said:
That program rules. But in a way it kind of doesn't rule. Whenever you can't do a trick, you'll have some dork that can prove it's theoretical possibilty on a modeling program now.
Like I need yet more proof that I suck :rolleyes:.

"I cased that drop 'cause I couldn't get up enough speed around that switchback."

"No way, dude. My CAD program says that all you had to do was pull up the front end 6.12" higher and give one more pedal stroke right before the takeoff. You just suck."
 

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
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NORCAL is the hizzle
binary visions said:
Like I need yet more proof that I suck :rolleyes:.

"I cased that drop 'cause I couldn't get up enough speed around that switchback."

"No way, dude. My CAD program says that all you had to do was pull up the front end 6.12" higher and give one more pedal stroke right before the takeoff. You just suck."

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice one...yeah no kidding. You know, I bet all that stuff is really all a mechanism for remote control and that the dudes that pull the sickest stuff are....robots!!! Robots I tell ya. They aint' human. Ok now I feel better about my own sucking. :p :p