[DirtMcGirk]

My better half loves the show Project Runway. Yes, its shallow, but roll with me here.

Tonight's challenge was "guys tell gay dudes how to make clothes for your lady friend." Of course, she's watching it, and then asked me "what would YOU tell them to do for me?!?!"

And then Creepy Uncle Dirt® came out.

(In my best creepy Bronx Uncle voice) "Yea baby, I'd tell them to do a cross between Coco (from Ice-T's wang fame) and the dress Versace put on JLo for the Grammy Awards. I wanna see the goods on display, because Daddy likes Baby diiiiiirrrrrrtttttyyyyyy..."

She's throwing things at me for being a pervert. Mind you, its not my fault that the guy was on there talking about how his wife's rack is what first attracted him to her. I just followed in his honesty.

Don't blame me for being rad woman!

 

[gonefirefightin]

pics or stfu

 

[DirtMcGirk]

If it was my whore ex-wife, I'd be plastering them all over for you.

However, I like this one, she has this odd thing she calls "class" and I could really, really see me getting stabbed for that. Stabbed in the wiener. I like my wiener. I don't want my wiener stabbed.

 

[gonefirefightin]

If it was my whore ex-wife, I'd be plastering them all over for you.

However, I like this one, she has this odd thing she calls "class" and I could really, really see me getting stabbed for that. Stabbed in the wiener. I like my wiener. I don't want my wiener stabbed.

does she have a sister?

 

[Pete..]

Love that show.

 

[CastleMaster]

So, what ultimately, is the point of this thread?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

NSFW

 

[DirtMcGirk]

GFF: Yes, two of them.
Castle: Clearly we haven't met. I don't do "points" per se.
Angry: You dating again?

 

[jdcamb]

NSFW

I wouldn't want to work anywhere that wouldn't perfectly acceptable to view during my lunch....

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I wouldn't want to work anywhere that wouldn't perfectly acceptable to view during my lunch....

God bless America. You still need a job?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Angry: You dating again?

No. last one got herself arrested for threatening to kill a cop. I attract quality psychos...

 

[gonefirefightin]

No. last one got herself arrested for threatening to kill a cop. I attract quality psychos...

I can relate

 

[jdcamb]

God bless America. You still need a job?

Yes, I was fired for poking my boss in the chest by accident. He owed me $7 for his lunch. I expect to see it in my last paycheck.

 

[mandown]

Don't blame me for being rad woman!

Rad Woman! Dirt's alter ego.

Also, you suck at the game "Chicks." Maybe you ought to try a round of "Dude."

 

[bizutch]

I can relate

If you had Jack (Angrymetalsmith) as your wingman, you'd be talking to us from the other side right now. The liver is strong in that one.

And Jack does attract the psychos.

 

[lovebunny]

how about you post the pics of the ex then? we dont care WHO per se. more just want to see naked bitches

 

[dante]

No. last one got herself arrested for threatening to kill a cop. I attract quality psychos...

I've got a friend who probably wants your number.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

If you had Jack (Angrymetalsmith) as your wingman, you'd be talking to us from the other side right now. The liver is strong in that one.

And Jack does attract the psychos.

Jeebus you're dense, the o'l liver hadn't had a workout in three years. Paaaaay Uhtennntion!!

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I've got a friend who probably wants your number.

Sweet, is she a red head ?

 

[chicodude]

I'm suspicious that anyone would actually date you

 

[stevew]

maybe you shouldn't have internet access...

 

[I Are Baboon]

I'll be sure to print a copy of this thread in case I run out of toilet paper later.

 

[bizutch]

I'm suspicious that anyone would actually date you

 

[DirtMcGirk]