i read this sarcastic opinion on the paper today, in spanish, it was pretty funny and sad at the same time... in reference to the dude leading the polls.
another stereotypical south-american "Generalissimo". (in this case a retired lieutenant).
i thought it kinda pictures most of south america.....
another stereotypical south-american "Generalissimo". (in this case a retired lieutenant).
i thought it kinda pictures most of south america.....
* all quotes were actually said in public by the leading candidate, or by peoplr very close to him.We all like to get around the PLU. (people like one). And this not only drags into the past until the Neanderthal and the cro-magnon, its given in almost every species. Poor bee in the wrong panel!! It wont last a heartbeat. And among human beings, if there wasnt a preference for the PLU, there wouldnt be different races, all homo sapiens would be one ethnic group. Unfortunately, it isnt like this. Thats why there is a Chinese neighborhood, a latin neighborhood, a jewish neighborhood in big cities. People like to be around their equals.
Its always been like that, and unfortunately, it will always be. Whites dont have a problem calling an Indian brother, but brother in law.. absolutely no way.
And at the time to pick a governor, this love for the PLU can be deadly negative, specially in a place like Peru. Peruvians, more than anyone, only vote for persons. This is why political speeches have to be very simple, very dramatic and very pretty. No ideas, no trying to convince, just persuade. (we know you convince with arguments and persuade with rethoric). Plus, we only vote for the PLU.
95% of Peruvians, the average Peruvian, are mixed race, somewhere between an Indian and a Spaniard, ergo thats how the person we vote for must be. We Peruvians are territorial, like chimpanzees (nationalistic). Thus our candidate must be and alpha chimp.
We, the average Peruvians, are not very bright. Our IQ probably is around 90. and that is how the person we vote for must be. Borderline. We, average Peruvians, are ignorant. With a few years of elementary schooling. And that is how the person we vote for will be. Thus we only accept a simple discourse, elemental, emotive (and revengeful) and straight to the point. Am gonna execute , Only mestizos will have Peruvian citizenship, we are gonna kick out the whiteys of the country, am gonna create 10 million job openings.
The average Peruvian is, obviously, mediocre. Not tall, not short, not fat, not thin, not hard-working, not lazy and kinda dumb. Thus, that is how his candidate must be.
Sending a Peruvian an intelligent discourse is absolutely useless. He wont understand, and whoever speaks like that, belongs to another planet and has no place in this country. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, the average Peruvian, as a good elemental being he is, is deeply religious, in addition to being ferociously bloodthirsty (burns thieves alive, lynches mayors ..). Both these virtues believe or not, complement each other. For these very same reasons, he is machist down to the marrow, equally homophobic (Im gonna execute all fags). Women are just another appliance in the house. Thus, the Peruvian candidate must show this characteristics.
So, in short, in Peru only a candidate who is mediocre, homophobic, kinda dumb, violent, nationalistic, revengeful against whiteys (who we know, are the cause of all our problems) and also, almost forgot again, who is with the poor will win. And its that the average Peruvian is a member, for eternity, at the Poors Club. He knows he is poor without fix, and he knows he will only get out of poor when a ballsy head of state takes the money away from the rich and give it to him. Work?...... Responsibility?..... What for?.
A intelligent candidate for Peru? Please! Is like thinking in Uganda or Somalia a blue eyed blonde will be elected.
Good luck on april 9th, and see you later.