[LordOpie]

Let's say for the sake of argument that the bible is true, that the end of times will bring man to Eden, Heaven, whatever.

Is that really a good idea for us? (Ok, sure, after death, sounds good)

but to destroy humanity as it is, seems kind of fvcked up to me.


( slow at work )

 

[Westy]

Can we invade other countries in Eden? Can I get drunk? Can I get krunk? Will there be slutty virgins to bang?

 

[BurlyShirley]

Purgatory: Good enough for me.

 

[Westy]

If my family is going to be there will I have 100 generations of grandmothers complaining that I don't call them enough? Will it smell like old people?

 

[LordOpie]

Can we invade other countries in Eden? Can I get drunk? Can I get krunk? Will there be slutty virgins to bang?

How about this... yes, you can be stoned and have lots of sex.

But there will be only one "country". So no invading.

 

[Westy]

Will my foreskin be waiting for me in heaven?

 

[LordOpie]

Will it smell like old people?

Depends.

 

[Westy]

Will there be a bunch of aborted fetuses hanging around? That would creep me out.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Depends.

hahaha!

 

[kidwoo]

I just drew "westy" on my trapper keeper and circled his name in a heart shape.

 

[Silver]

Hehe...the Jew thinks he getting into heaven. That's cute.

You should have thought about that BEFORE you killed Christ...

 

[$tinkle]

but to destroy humanity as it is, seems kind of fvcked up to me.

delivered, not destroyed.

( slow at work )

you could try tailoring that wedding dress yourself.

Will there be a bunch of aborted fetuses hanging around? That would creep me out.

salsa bowls.

 

[$tinkle]

I just drew "westy" on my trapper keeper and circled his name in a heart shape.

i shaved it into mine.

 

[LordOpie]

Hehe...the Jew thinks he getting into heaven. That's cute.

You should have thought about that BEFORE you killed Christ...

We didn't kill the Christ, we killed Jesus. Just a technicality

delivered, not destroyed.

So we can keep evolving? We can send missions to explore the galaxy, terraform some planets?

 

[Old Man G Funk]

So we can keep evolving? We can send missions to explore the galaxy, terraform some planets?

Find new alien lifeforms...and fight them?

 

[LordOpie]

Find new alien lifeforms...and fight them?

Well, I was thinking of sexing the six titty blue chick.

But you can fight 'em.

 

[jimmydean]

Will there be slutty virgins to bang?

I have never met a slutty virgin. Must only exist in heaven, I guess.

 

[LordOpie]

I have never met a slutty virgin. Must only exist in heaven, I guess.

I think he was talking about Mary the Whore?

Westy wants to produce his own christ.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

I think he was talking about Mary the Whore?

Westy wants to produce his own christ.

I do that nightly....the actual image varies uncontrollably though...

 

[kidwoo]

i shaved it into mine.

No no.....a trapper keeper is a notebook, not a body part.

 

[Westy]

No no.....a trapper keeper is a notebook, not a body part.

Maybe he keeps his notes in a very secure location.

 

[Changleen]

Well, I was thinking of sexing the six titty blue chick.

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

Can we invade other countries in Eden? Can I get drunk? Can I get krunk? Will there be slutty virgins to bang?

but the most important metaphysical questions remain.

how will the supply of slutty virgins be handled and mantained?
will they self-regenerate? spontaneously appear?
will they be double-shifts virgins, bible belt style?? do i get to choose which side am i gonna be entitled to?
and once consumed... what purpose they will serve for?

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

I have never met a slutty virgin. Must only exist in heaven, I guess.

i've met lots of decoys.
stealthy devices they are.

the funniest argument i've heard was
alexis_dh: "whats this?, wait... didnt you say you were a virgin???"
decoy slutty virgin: "yes... the first time i didnt like"

 

[Westy]

but the most important metaphysical questions remain.

how will the supply of slutty virgins be handled and mantained?
will they self-regenerate? spontaneously appear?
will they be double-shifts virgins, bible belt style?? do i get to choose which side am i gonna be entitled to?
and once consumed... what purpose they will serve for?

I reckon that will all be miraculous god ****.

 

[rockwool]

Destroy humanity, yes, that would be effed since we have gone so far!
Specially our humbleness, it is way in front of us and out of reach. No hope of returning eather.


But if I make it to heaven, I wanna start a franchise. Then I can make ****loads of money of of all ya people, maybe even spread it to other planets. God willing of course.

 

[peter6061]

What's with all this desire for virgins?

Wouldn't you rather have someone who knows what they're doing?

Virgins are just so boring...... "how 'bout we play a little game called just the tip?"

 

[Westy]

But there will be only one "country". So no invading.

So heavan is like the UN? I don't buy it, I'm pretty sure it is just for Americans.

 

[Old Man G Funk]

Well, I was thinking of sexing the six titty blue chick.

But you can fight 'em.

That's a better idea. Approved.

 

[Changleen]

There better not be Starbucks and McDonalds.

 

[BadDNA]

There better not be Starbucks and McDonalds.

In Heaven? How could there be? It'll be prime rib and filet mignon every night and you'll never gain another pound no matter how much you eat.

 

[LordOpie]

In Heaven? How could there be? It'll be prime rib and filet mignon every night...

Every night? sounds like hell to me.