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  1. golgiaparatus

    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    When white man found this land, Indians were running it.

    There were:
    - No Taxes
    - No Debt
    - Plenty buffalo
    - Plenty beaver
    - Medicine man free
    - Women did all the work
    - Men hunted and fished all the time

    The white man was dumb enough to think he could improve on
    that system!
     

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  2. lovebunny

    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    hah bahdun chhhhh!
     
  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    I think we should go back to the Indian system.
     
  4. firetoole

    firetoole duch bag

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    "wow sexist and racist you have a gift" (sealab 2020)
     
  5. clandestine

    clandestine Monkey

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    indian system amen
     
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    JRB Guest

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  7. mack

    mack Turbo Monkey

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    :stupid:




    Time to spice things up. :devil:


    Q. How do you make a dead baby float?
    A. 2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead baby.

    Q. What the difference between a 100 lbs of coffee and 100lbs of dead baby?
    A. I dont have a 100 lbs of coffee ground up and in my freezer.
     
  8. boostindoubles

    boostindoubles Nacho Libre

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    hah! the natives lived a pretty decent life. 'society' is almost as stupid as dead baby jokes
     
  9. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Nah, just the stupid dead baby jokes. A few are quite funny.
     
  10. JRogers

    JRogers talks too much

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    Meh. I'd prefer exchange of information, diverse society and not dying from the flu over all the buffalo I can eat.
     
  11. boostindoubles

    boostindoubles Nacho Libre

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    how about from the chicken?
     
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    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    im liking the new avatar. its alot better than that stupid metro that was there earlier. ;)
     
  13. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    :eviltongu
     
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    bikenweed Turbo Monkey

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    Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
    A: Depends how hard you throw them.

    Q: What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of rocks?
    A: You can't use a pitchfork to unload the rocks.
     
  15. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    WTF is wrong with you 2, that is just sick and wrong.
     
  16. golgiaparatus

    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    Difference between babies and bowling balls:
    You can pick up babies with a pitch fork.

    edit: aww crap someone beat me to it.
     
  17. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    Indian way. Definitely. What are we going to do about the coming Ice Age?

    What will you do when there is no heat to heat your fat crib? We are not prepared. We have raped the land and it's going to hit us hard. Maybe not right away, but the Earth is pissed off.

    Plus with all the masses subscribing to the armageddon theory, they will consciously create that reality for themselves, on Earth. The rest of us will transcend to a higher dimensional level (4th dimension)

    This is no BS :thumb:
     
  18. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I'm planning on skiing alot of powder, dammit.

    You underestimate the ingenuity of the human race.

    I hate to break it to you, but it *is* BS. ;)
     
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    firetoole duch bag

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    Is that before we find the 5th element?

    or after the alien invasion of 2015?
     
  20. boostindoubles

    boostindoubles Nacho Libre

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    naw hes right, the earth is pissed. You think that humans are by god immune from extinction? that we are the chosen and thats it. We can do whatever the **** we want, when we want, and get away with it? Our race is horrible at coping with change. And the way our society runs, if it gets any more stressed than it is, we will see a huge collapse, and tons of dead people
     
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    firetoole duch bag

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    that's why I don't live on the west coast
     
  22. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    :rolleyes:

    The earth is an inanimate object. The earth could give a rat's ass what goes on. It just does its thing.

    And contrary to your assertion, the human race is incredibly good at coping with change. At least compared to almost every other species out there. I think *that* may eventually be our undoing.

    Our population will eventually face mass die-off, but I expect it will be at the hands of some lowly virus.
     
  23. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP. I have no fear, bring it.

    :thumb:
     
  24. boostindoubles

    boostindoubles Nacho Libre

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    true, everything else is getting killed off by us! So your right, other species dont cope with us very well. The environment doesnt cope with us very well either. The oceans are raped, the forests are raped, even grass lands. I saw an article in the news that people up in greenland or iceland were actually harvesting glacier to make vodka even.

    And i dont agree with "earth is an inanimate object", but its just a personal belief, and i wont argue with you about it
     
  25. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Do you actually believe that things are this bad? What is the big deal about people harvesting ice (a glacier is simply a large block of ice) to make vodka?
     
  26. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    The earth is not dead. It is in itself a living organism. It is comprised of energy and feeding off energy created by us and other living organisms as well. It is as living and breathing as we are. It's all relative. Look at every grain of sand, then look at an ant, then look at a cat, then us, then the planet, then the solar system, then the universe.

    There's more to this than meets the eye. I myself subscribe to global consciousness. Although this seems to be species specific, we are unaware of the affect it has on humans, caus we're too worried about mountain bikes and 22" rims for our Escalades.

    Take the 100 monkeys theory. You have monkeys on a remote island. Humans teach them how to wash off a sweet potato. They use to peel it and throw 1/2 of it away. A human comes along and shows them how to wash it off in the water. A year later, monkeys continents away are seen doing this same behavior.

    What relevance does this have? I don't know. lol. I think that we are all connected though, whether we like it or not and are living an exeperience on Earth as individuals, contributing to a global consciousness. God experiences life through us, I believe.

    Maybee I'm nuts, it's quite plausable that I've gone off the deep end. But evidence points toward my theories.

    Take the spotted owl. This owl eats a specific bird. This bird eats a specific butterfly.

    The butterfly eventually changes it's color to be that of the owl. End result is that the bird now fears eating the butterfly as its markings look like the owl. Now answer me this. HOW THE **** DID THE BUTTERFLY KNOW ABOUT THE OWL?

    It's this type of stuff that amazes me. We are too blind to see this type of thing. Why? Caus we're too worried about oil and 22" rimz.
    We could learn a lot from nature. We are operating in complete utter disharmony from it. This will blow up in our face. Things will be reset back to ZERO, trust me.
     
  27. boostindoubles

    boostindoubles Nacho Libre

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    well for us to exist on this planet happily things have to maintain a certain level of normalcy. When temperatures are going up and ice caps are melting that changes ocean currents, and air currents.

    And yes man, compared to how this planet was 150 years ago, it is bad. As far as populations of fish and animals, acreage of forest and glacier. Its changing alot, and rapidly at the hands of man. people dump chemicals into the farm land and dump nuclear waste into the ocean. If you think everything is hunky-dory then you've been walking around with deaf ears my man. But most people do.
     
  28. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Gimme a break. What actual evidence do you base this opinion on? Do you know this stuff for a fact? Cite your sources, my good man.

    Dumping nuclear waste into the ocean? This is happening??

    Would you even consider alternative views that things aren't so bad?
     
  29. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I think the military was dumping low level nukular waste in 55gal drums in the pacific in the 50's and 60's. Shouldn't be happening anymore.
     
  30. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    I love when somebody cites about how advanced we are. I usually reply with 2 words.


    fossil fuel
     
  31. boostindoubles

    boostindoubles Nacho Libre

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    http://www.taiwandc.org/nyt-2002-01.htm - one example of the nuclear waste dumping

    http://darwin.bio.uci.edu/~sustain/global/sensem/Lin99.htm -heres a good one

    "Despite all the severe consequences of ocean dumping, the government does not pay heed to its own regulations. In the past, the world's oceans were considered by industry and certain governments as convenient out-of-sight, out-of-mind dumping grounds. For example, "the United States began the practice of dumping nuclear waste into the oceans by dumping "an estimated 112,000 drums or containers at thirty sites in the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans before the Senate declared a moratorium on the activity in 1982" (Waczewski, 1997). In 1970, the United States ceased its practice of nuclear dumping in the ocean due to economical, not environmental factors. The practice of ocean dumping was not considered to be as economically efficient as other disposal medians. "

    overfishing-
    http://seawifs.gsfc.nasa.gov/OCEAN_PLANET/HTML/peril_overfishing.html

    you want more?
     
  32. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    We really stick it to those stupid fossils. :think:
     
  33. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Regardless - the earth doesn't "care" what happens. We could completely destroy ourselves and 99% of the living organisms on the earth and you know what - the earth would go on "being" just as it always has for 4+ billion years.

    Credible evidence?

    The butterfly *didn't* "know" about the owl. You should read up on natural selection. It's random. Very fascinating stuff.

    Naw - it'll never go back to zero until the sun swells up and engulfs the earth. And that's aways off. :p
     
  34. golgiaparatus

    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    I think we are smart and adaptive enough as a species to persevere. However... society as we know it will crumble.
     
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    Westy the teste

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    The earths magnetic field will weaken and solar radiation will strip the atmosphere before that happens.
     
  36. boostindoubles

    boostindoubles Nacho Libre

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    agreed. And with it will come the death's of millions of people


    btw...scared****lless, those sources are legit, not hippy eco-activist sources. So i would hold them as credible evidence
     
  37. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    You're being disingenuous with this cite. They're not "dumping" the waste - they're facing a problem with a coastal waste site and threatening to dump it in the ocean.

    So in other words they quit doing it 35 years ago........ :think:

    I read some of this - so it looks as if commercial fisherman will go out of business because of lack of wild fish and fish farming may become more prevalent. Sounds like what happens any time you overextend a natural resource.

    I do like their comparison "Bluefins are going the way of the buffalo" - the American Bison is making a comeback and now "American bison population is now relatively secure, with 500 thousand animals" (http://www.ultimateungulate.com/Artiodactyla/Bison_bison.html)

    Sure. Bring 'em on.
     
  38. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    They seem to be legitimate - I would challenge you to think a little more critically about what they're saying, though.
     
  39. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    Oh, there is no global warming either. We are entering an ice age. Buddha told me this and then a short speak with Jesus verified this. You will see more information on this in the near future from the scientific community.

    kNuCkLe
     
  40. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Hasn't this been predicted before? :think:

    Hey - since you talk with Buddha & Big J - could you try to get them to put some decent pubs in my neighborhood? :thumb: