How come he's such a local hero? What about Bert McFarlane? Derek Braun? Tracy Southern? Sherman Lawson?
Evan Mutari
- Thread starter MMike
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Didnt he slay the 3 headed lion?
WOW!!! 3 beavers at once!!MUTOLI said:No no. It was the 3 headed BEAVER!
Every man's dream!
Alright I don't like where this thread is going. I may just have to delete it.... unless that exactly what you WANT me to do.....in that case FORGET IT!!
No, not every man's- Edward Penishands'! Only HE can fully service three beavers concurrently.Freak said:
speak for yourself
Whaddya mean - I thought you were a girl.....
One time i saw Evan Mutari at a bike store, he was alot shorter than i thought he was gonna be. Somehow i imagined him to be 6'5"......
And shoots lightning bolts out of his arse...Skookum said:
He da man if he took on 3 beavers tho....
I think I saw him once at Costco.
I bet Evan Mutari would save us from the Super Beaver
I once heard he wrestled a beaverwith his bare hands!!
Is he pro or what??
Is he pro or what??
One time i got into a fight with Super Beaver. She whooped me something fierce, i was powerless against her mighty beaver powers. Not only did i get beat but she forced me to carry around her purse all day. If Evan Mutari defeated the Super Beaver he must be the mightiest man alive, either that or gay... 
MUTOLI said:I hope he is the first one! Otherwise I'm in trouble!
Only one way to find out: Dress bibs and Certified Drunk in leather and make them dance for him and see what happens.
How I love the scientific method.
Or make him sick and puke...MUTOLI said:I would want to find out if he is gay...not make him blind!
MUTOLI said:I would want to find out if he is gay...not make him blind!
You are questioning my methods? If you have a better test, I'd LOVE to hear it!
I don't know.... bibs is pretty sexy...MUTOLI said:No test required! Like he would be dumb enough to trade me in!