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Monkey
Feb 19, 2006
544
0
outer limits
wahhhhh......... Sounds like someone can't keep an eye on thier kid and the neighbors got tired of dealing with it. Good for them says I.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
It's nice that they give *developmentally delayed* an opportunity to be a journalist too. Is it just me or does that article flow like a report from a disinterested 8th grader?

As for the 'retard'... throw a rock at my three year old daughter and I'd be friggin' pissed too :mumble:
 

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
10,840
1
Orange County, CA
It's Utah. How can you even tell that there are developmentally delayed people around?

(They should have that on their license plates instead of "Greatest Snow on Earth")
 

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
11,003
149
The Cleft of Venus
Silver said:
It's Utah. How can you even tell that there are developmentally delayed people around?

(They should have that on their license plates instead of "Greatest Snow on Earth")

Yeah... far more quality individuals in California.... :p:p:p:p
 

ALEXIS_DH

Tirelessly Awesome
Jan 30, 2003
6,151
798
Lima, Peru, Peru
robdamanii said:
Sounds like something a tech support specialist would come up with.
haha..
the other day i was waiting for my pizza at domino´s and i started to read all the morale crap they had on the walls, it was like if they expected their workers to come frolicking and singing to work, 7 dwarfs style.
pretty funny.

the dude who delivers pizzas on a moped was the "safe distribution specialist".
the pizza cook was the "PPP specialist", which stands for "perfect pizza preparation specialist"

who the hell thinks of stuff like that??
it would kill my morale if i got a job title like that...
 

jaydee

Monkey
Jul 5, 2001
794
0
Victoria BC
Ironic, people who can't spell calling someone else a retard. These idiots should have 1000 apostrophes shoved up their asses sharp end first.
 

blue

boob hater
Jan 24, 2004
10,160
2
california
LordOpie said:
It's nice that they give *developmentally delayed* an opportunity to be a journalist too. Is it just me or does that article flow like a report from a disinterested 8th grader?

As for the 'retard'... throw a rock at my three year old daughter and I'd be friggin' pissed too :mumble:
It's a TV transcript for the most part...

But it was written by the Mormon TV station, so you never know...
 

blue

boob hater
Jan 24, 2004
10,160
2
california
maxyedor said:
Those people have huge egos to think that the sign was directed at their son. A solid 100% of people in Utah (with the exclusion of Blue) are retarded, it could have been aimed at anybody.
There's more of us. We've holed up in a small fortress within Salt Lake City...

 

maxyedor

<b>TOOL PRO</b>
Oct 20, 2005
5,496
3,141
In the bathroom, fighting a battle
blue said:
There's more of us. We've holed up in a small fortress within Salt Lake City...
Actually starting a brewery in SLC is a smart idea because the beer is half as strong there. So I need to drink/buy twice as much to get just as drunk. that's good profit right there.

There are pockets of people in Utah who are of the non-retarded variety. Then there are people that consider lime Jello with carots a good dessert, they count double. This puts the state of Utah right at 100% retarded.
 

Nobody

Danforth Kitchen Whore
Sep 5, 2001
1,511
58
Toronto
ALEXIS_DH said:
haha..
the other day i was waiting for my pizza at domino´s and i started to read all the morale crap they had on the walls, it was like if they expected their workers to come frolicking and singing to work, 7 dwarfs style.
pretty funny.

the dude who delivers pizzas on a moped was the "safe distribution specialist".
the pizza cook was the "PPP specialist", which stands for "perfect pizza preparation specialist"

who the hell thinks of stuff like that??
it would kill my morale if i got a job title like that...
Two things about Domino's Pizza... that i care about, at least.

#1) MBA Rant:

"The origins of Domino's Pizza began in 1960 when Tom Monaghan and his brother James bought a local pizzeria in Ypsilanti, Michigan, named Dominick's Pizza (later, Domino's Pizza.) The deal was secured by a $75 down payment and the brothers borrowed $500 to pay for the store. Eight months later, James quit the partnership and traded his half of the business to Tom for a used Volkswagen Beetle... "

...and James thereby became on of the worlds' most stupid and bitter family members...

#2) Tom Monaghan is a Catholic.