[dexterq20]

Well I sure as hell just got mine beat into the floor. Me and my fraternity pledge brothers just got the sh!t hazed out of us by several sorority girls. It mainly consisted of doing push-ups, eating baby food, drinking cheap rum, dancing in our underwear, and drinking more cheap rum. 'Twas a night to remember, and, as a result of what happened, I am very very drunk at the moment. Wow. Just thought I'd share this collegiate experience with y'all. I'm going to sleep now. Let the slinging of fraternity stereotypes ensue.

 

[hooples3]

umm this may be a personal question but did you wake up naked and your butt was sore??

 

[dexterq20]

Nah dude, I kicked it with your mom last week. Thanks for checkin' though.

 

[riderx]

Those weren't sorority girls, they were your frat brothers dressed up as chicks...

 

[Echo]

Oh I thought you meant in a bike race.

 

[I Are Baboon]

For being "very very drunk", dexter's typing skills are pretty good.

 

[firetoole]

drinking cheap rum, dancing in our underwear, and drinking more cheap rum.

Thats the worst

 

[llkoolkeg]

For being "very very drunk", dexter's typing skills are pretty good.

...even though his powers of punctuation remain limp.

 

[douglas]

Oh I thought you meant in a bike race.

same here, and that would have been a much more interesting story

 

[firetoole]

at first glance I thought it said *chicken* and I thought this was going to be a sweet thread

 

[Andy_B]

Its good to know that people still need to "buy" there friends

 

[clancy98]

Nah dude, I kicked it with your mom last week. Thanks for checkin' though.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Nah dude, I kicked it with your mom last week. Thanks for checkin' though.

According from what his mom said, it was her boyfriend you were with.

 

[clancy98]

wow I wish there was a half a star smiley...

 

[firetoole]

According from what his mom said, it was her boyfriend you were with.

 

[JRB]

According from what his mom said, it was her boyfriend you were with.

I interpreted that to say his mom ass pounded dexter with some sort of tool. Either way, it sounds like he woke up naked with a sore ass last week.

 

[MUTOLI]

What I don't understand is why he would be on ridemonkey if he was drunk and hanging out with a bunch of "chicks".... Is there something we don't know??

 

[JRB]

What I don't understand is why he would be on ridemonkey if he was drunk and hanging out with a bunch of "chicks".... Is there something we don't know??

See the naked, sore ass part of the thread. Those guys don't like hanging out with chicks.

 

[riderx]

In addition to a sore ass, he'll probably wake up with corn rows.

 

[JRB]

In addition to a sore ass, he'll probably wake up with corn rows.

Nope - that dumb ass knew what he was getting in to. It's his second time.

*you do know we are kidding brazierman....

 

[pixelninja]

Let the slinging of fraternity stereotypes ensue.

No need. You did a good enough job of that yourself...