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Ever spit out a weird yellow-white ball thing that stank?

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  1. Capt. Jack Sparrow

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    Okay, this is totally disgusting, I know... but it also happens to lots of people... so I'm posting about it. Do not read it if you are squeamish or if you just ate or are about to...

    Ever had a weird, stinky yellow-white ball thing come from the depths of your mouth?

    Here's my overdramatic (?) version of this unfortunate part of being a human with tonsils: Don't Smush It, Parts I and II
     

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  2. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I had my tonsils out when I was 18. They were the size of golf balls. :dead:
     
  3. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Oh man. Those are bad.

    Ever have mono capt?
     
  4. manhattanprjkt83

    manhattanprjkt83 Rusty Trombone

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    seriously threw up in my mouth a little bit reading this. stop.
     
  5. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    This is making me want to eat some hard-boiled eggs.

     
  6. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    i was expecting pictures. :mad:
     
  7. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    That smiley rules! :D
     
  8. luken8r

    luken8r Monkey

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    i get them rather often, maybe once a month. its awful. I can see them in the depths of my tonsils but cant get them out with my fingers or anything. I have to hack them out.
     
  9. Capt. Jack Sparrow

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    Just don't eat an egg in the office, especially an old egg.

    Actual transcript from yesterday's e-mails between my boss and I:

    Me: What was that smell when I left your office and Julie was walking in? It wasn’t me, I swear!

    My boss: Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! I know, BUT for a split second I was all, OH MY GOD! JENN FARTED AND BOLTED OUT OF THE OFFICE TO LEAVE ME WITH THE SMELL!!!!!!!!
    I went up and down the hall. It was Pam’s egg.

    ***

    BS: Never had mono, thank God.
     
  10. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    not as much as this one:
     
  11. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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  12. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Is that Chewbacca?? :think:

    This one is my fav:

     
  13. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    THis one kicks butt!

     
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    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    That is some funny stuff right there CJS! I get those things all the time. I know better than to smoosh them but morbid curosity makes me do it everytime. Smells like death I tell ya.
     
  15. -dustin

    -dustin boring

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    ****in' gross! i'm tempted to post my kidney stone again.
     
  16. sam_little

    sam_little Monkey

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    I can still remember the first time I got one of these. I must have been 8, on a lake trip in Maine. While sitting on a dock, the nastiest little white ball crawled up my throat and ended up on the tip of my tounge. Not knowing what it was, I crushed in IN MY MOUTH with my tounge. It was about as confusing as the first time I woke up after one of "those" dreams, except this time I puked.
     
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    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    BWahahahahaha!!!:dead:
     
  18. SK6

    SK6 Turbo Monkey

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    MOTODH Turbo Monkey

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    awesome smilies:blah:
     
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    Westy the teste

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    I have never had a "tonsil stone" and until 5 minutes ago never knew such things existed. Nasty, just another reason for me to avoid humans.
     
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    yonton228 Turbo Monkey

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    Those things are teh worst.... eewwwww
     
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  23. aznfreerdr08

    aznfreerdr08 Monkey

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    luckily i got my tonsils out when i was younger, but my mom finds it incredibly funny to spit hers in a tissue and put it near me when im not paying attention. that evil scorpion woman
     
  24. Skookum

    Skookum bikey's is cool

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    i've always called mine throat pears, although mine are pretty dinky and rarely do i have the displeasure of hacking them up. Maybe twice a year? i usually take the rare opportunity to spread mine on toast with some ear wax.

    Oh yah. This is the grossest RM thread of all time.
     
  25. lovebunny

    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    tonsel stones are the worst! i get them when i have to much soda. they get friggin big too!