[MMike]

take your pick

I have the worst eye infection ever. It's been going on for nearly 2 weeks now. Started out as pink-eye that I got from my daughter....(she farted on my pillow).

Apparently it morphed into a bacterial infection. FInally went to a doctor yesterday and got some real cipro drops as the polysporin was just not cutting it

Driving has been REALLY sketchy. One eye open as I dab tears away from the infected one.....so look out fixie hipsters! I WILL hit you. Crazy sensitive to light.

I would like very much for it to stop.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Started out as pink-eye that I got from my daughter....(she farted on my pillow).

Glad she got our PM.

 

[jonKranked]

more like this pinky (2nd from left):

 

[eaterofdog]

I hope they don't mean it like this.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

 

[Pesqueeb]

Glad she got our PM.

I owe you rep.

 

[Total Heckler]

Started out as pink-eye that I got from my daughter....(she farted on my pillow).

Busted.

 

[MMike]

Busted.

busted?? That was a deliberate reference to knocked up.

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

Pinkeye is an early indication of Chlamydia

 

[MMike]

what can I say...I like my prostitutes skanky.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

It's eyeds.

 

[moff_quigley]

Narf! You should tell your co-workers not to insult the greatness of Pinky from Pinky and the Brain by calling you Pinky. How about "slightly less than red-y"?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Will the doctors have to amputate everything from the neck up to get rid of the infection ?

 

[cannondalejunky]

Will the doctors have to amputate everything from the neck up to get rid of the infection ?

actually they amputate everything from the neck down

 

[Da Peach]

I'm surprised nobody has said:

"I bet it's better than what they usually call you!"

That would have been funny.

Shame, that.

 

[Westy]

We know no one is calling you the Brain.

 

[Serial Midget]

Ummm... A cups.