robwannabesongwriter and bv are going to be the next Simon and Garfunkel.
Everything I do
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I would buy the record, and play it on blast for eveyone to hear the love.DRB said:
Who are they???
MTNBrider, why don't you sit the next few plays out.
I know, I'm an idiot...
Enough said.
"I beat up my wife,DRB said:
so I ran from the law,
'Cause she broke my heart,
I done broke her jaw"
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night.
This thread is getting edited like a mad man. I'm not complaining, just saying facts. I know why as well.
Learn to sing all the digits of pi as a constantly ascending scale.
Go to www.bbspot.com and follow all the links on the top left.
My new sig, thanks Rob.robdamanii said:
Build an HO model railroad that crosses the actual continental divide.
let's just start making up more songs. It was funnier then
what the hell? my post got taken out. whats with all the deleted posts today?
It's like the monkey has its own version of the Patriot Actgnurider1080 said:
Oh, I know, make a myspace...
Do art: draw bikes/related stuff, trucks, landscapes, oil paint. Or you could play with photos in photoshop or paint.
Do art: draw bikes/related stuff, trucks, landscapes, oil paint. Or you could play with photos in photoshop or paint.
Nothing wrong with MySpace.
It's actually the ONLY way I keep in touch with some people who just can't seem to answer their phones.
It's actually the ONLY way I keep in touch with some people who just can't seem to answer their phones.
I got confused. I thought you were the one that had the concussion. I guess it was MTNBrider, my bad.ThePriceSeliger said:
This is a song about life as a spiraling force moving through the universe, Just for Robdamanii , BV and Price .
unencumbered by modular time concepts. It's called "Life Sucks, Then You Die".
My house burned down in a flash of thunder.
My wife ran off with a one-legged plumber.
My crops fell dead when the riverbed went dry.
My dog got squashed by a pickup truck.
My son ran away and got hooked on drugs.
My daughter's knocked up by the class of '05.
People say that life is good;
It don't seem good to me.
I'm lost without a paddle,
And I'm headed up **** creek.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS then you die.
The government dumps its toxic waste
Right on top of my mother's grave.
A team of experts say it won't do her no harm.
But my sheep went crazy and killed my mule.
I cut off my dick with a power tool
Fixin' the hole where the meteor hit the barn.
(And it hurt, too!)
People say that life is good,
But I just piss and moan.
I got one foot on a banana peel,
The other in the Twilight Zone.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS then you die.
Let me hear some "yee-hah"s out there!
I went to the store to buy some shells.
My gun went off and blew the owner to hell.
Now I'm sittin' here in jail, singin' this song.
And one guy wants to cut me with a knife.
Another guy wants me to be his wife.
Hey, I wish they'd hang me before somethin' really goes wrong!
People say that life is good,
Give thanks for what you have.
When all you have is nothin',
Nothin' makes you glad.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS, then you die.
I said, people say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS,
LIFE SUCKS
LIFE SUCKS, then you die.
unencumbered by modular time concepts. It's called "Life Sucks, Then You Die".
My house burned down in a flash of thunder.
My wife ran off with a one-legged plumber.
My crops fell dead when the riverbed went dry.
My dog got squashed by a pickup truck.
My son ran away and got hooked on drugs.
My daughter's knocked up by the class of '05.
People say that life is good;
It don't seem good to me.
I'm lost without a paddle,
And I'm headed up **** creek.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS then you die.
The government dumps its toxic waste
Right on top of my mother's grave.
A team of experts say it won't do her no harm.
But my sheep went crazy and killed my mule.
I cut off my dick with a power tool
Fixin' the hole where the meteor hit the barn.
(And it hurt, too!)
People say that life is good,
But I just piss and moan.
I got one foot on a banana peel,
The other in the Twilight Zone.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS then you die.
Let me hear some "yee-hah"s out there!
I went to the store to buy some shells.
My gun went off and blew the owner to hell.
Now I'm sittin' here in jail, singin' this song.
And one guy wants to cut me with a knife.
Another guy wants me to be his wife.
Hey, I wish they'd hang me before somethin' really goes wrong!
People say that life is good,
Give thanks for what you have.
When all you have is nothin',
Nothin' makes you glad.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS, then you die.
I said, people say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS,
LIFE SUCKS
LIFE SUCKS, then you die.
Might want to credit Rick Stanley, who originally wrote the song "She broke my heart, I broke her jaw", instead of RobThePriceSeliger said:
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We could call y'all the Ridemonkey Trio.splat said:
binary visions said:Might want to credit Rick Stanley, who originally wrote the song "She broke my heart, I broke her jaw", instead of Rob
Who? I never knew that was actually a song.