[MMike]

So I don't have a shirt on because it's hot out.... (wait wait....it gets even worse).

So carrying the baby around.... all of a sudden... "BLAAAAARGH!" White chunky stuff and drool running down my bare shoulder. I've been barfed on before, but I've always had a shirt on.... rather unpleasant, let me tell you...

 

[Big E]

ewwwwwwww that does suck. but when i lived near seattle it never got hot enough to take my shirt off.

 

[MMike]

ewwwwwwww that does suck. but when i lived near seattle it never got hot enough to take my shirt off.

I think it hit 86 today

 

[binary visions]

It's kinda like cleaning a loaded gun, though.. You're just asking for problems...

 

[KFulch]

I had that happen for the first time about 2 weeks ago. I was feeding my daughter on the late shift and sat her over my shoulder to "burp" and got a little more than I expected.

 

[pixelninja]

Hah! I got it all down the front last night. Feeding the little girl her formula before bedtime. Before I knew it, EVERYTHING she'd had that evening (I'd fed her solids when we got home from daycare) came up and all over both of us. Fatherhood's great...

 

[SkaredShtles]

This is nothin' guys...........

Just wait until you get the full hot-dog, mac&cheese, green bean treatment............

-S.S.-

 

[splat]

This is nothin' guys...........

Just wait until you get the full hot-dog, mac&cheese, green bean treatment............

-S.S.-

all washed down with orange Juice !


Oh yeah, Been there done that!
and I think it is worse , because , they tell you its coming with a "Daddy I'm gonna throw up" Just so you know that its comming but not enought time to get out to of the way , while trying to get them to a safe place to barf . and usually its all over you, the kid and the kitchen/hall floor! then you'll just finish cleaning up and bam , round 2 !

 

[pixelninja]

My daughter looooooves her carrots.

 

[dh girlie]

So I don't have a shirt on because it's hot out.... (wait wait....it gets even worse).

So carrying the baby around.... all of a sudden... "BLAAAAARGH!" White chunky stuff and drool running down my bare shoulder. I've been barfed on before, but I've always had a shirt on.... rather unpleasant, let me tell you...

That is nasty...precisely why I will never have one of those smelly little things...hahaha!

 

[SkaredShtles]

all washed down with orange Juice !
<snip>

As you know.... it's even better after it has been washed down with milk, 'cause that curdles really nicely......

-S.S.-

 

[SkaredShtles]

That is nasty...precisely why I will never have one of those smelly little things...hahaha!

Hold on...... I thought you had a cat?

-S.S.-

 

[dh girlie]

Hold on...... I thought you had a cat?

-S.S.-

I do...but at least when she yacks up a hairball it's usually on the patio, and not me...pretty phucken gross though...you ever see a hair ball after a cat yacks it up. the sound is hysterical though...they did a pretty good cat-yackin-up-a-hairball scene with Puss in Boots in Shrek 2...so funny...

 

[dh girlie]

My daughter looooooves her carrots.

She's so cute!

 

[SkaredShtles]

...pretty phucken gross though...you ever see a hair ball after a cat yacks it up.<snip>

Yeah. Our cat starts to caterwaul just before the <retch> <retch> <retch> <BLAAAARGH>. It's fabulous. I usually heave her out the door when she starts the caterwauling......

And don't get me started on the foul stench of cat $hite. Geezus, I've only seen a FEW diapers that could compete with that nastiness.

-S.S.-

 

[MMike]

We had two cats at the same time, and they reek WAY worse than the baby every has. and the cats puked WAY more frequently (not hairballs).

They are both dead now.


On a far happier note, 4 months after giving birth, my wife is back into her size 2 jeans! Oh baby...

 

[Slugman]

That is nasty...precisely why I will never have one of those smelly little things...hahaha!

No thanks! Cleaning up after the cat is enough for the wife and I... we'll visit our neice and nephew - but that is as close as we'll get!

 

[Knuckleslammer]

For a minute I thought you were going to say you were outside. BIRDS, now that would have been much worse.

Knuck

 

[pixelninja]

On a far happier note, 4 months after giving birth, my wife is back into her size 2 jeans! Oh baby...

That's awesome. Tell her we said "Way ta go!"

My wife was pretty depressed about her size after our daughter was born. Instead of bitchin and moaning about it like so many other women, she did something about it. 7 months after Evy came, Steph ran her first half-marathon and is back into her size 4's. She rocks my world :heart:

 

[dh girlie]

We had two cats at the same time, and they reek WAY worse than the baby every has. and the cats puked WAY more frequently (not hairballs).

They are both dead now.


On a far happier note, 4 months after giving birth, my wife is back into her size 2 jeans! Oh baby...

Why'd the cats stink? my cat doesn't stink...the litter box stinks a little, but that's in the garage and is emptied frequently...other wise her hair never smells bad...she does have rank breath though...

 

[binary visions]

On a far happier note, 4 months after giving birth, my wife is back into her size 2 jeans! Oh baby...

 

[SkaredShtles]

Why'd the cats stink? my cat doesn't stink...the litter box stinks a little, but that's in the garage and is emptied frequently...other wise her hair never smells bad...she does have rank breath though...

Does your cat have the bad habit of getting all affectionate with you while you're laying on the couch/bed and then proceeds to turn around and stick his/her arse right in your face with his/her tail up?

I'm almost to the point I'm gonna throw her across the room next time she pulls that crap..............

-S.S.-

 

[Big E]

god i think im glad i dont have cats or kids.

 

[SkaredShtles]

god i think im glad i dont have cats or kids.

That's OK - you have the Ultimate Curse: life in El Paso.

-S.S.-

 

[Big E]

yeah no ****. it is pretty bad. but ya know it slowly grows on you im sad to say. its always sunny and we have good places to ride. and yes there are hills here. but yeah life in El Paso is fair.

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip> its always sunny and we have good places to ride.

Ummmm..... that sounds like pretty much all of the Rockies & Intermountain West..... and they're not El Paso.

Get out before you don't care anymore!!

-S.S.-

P.S. It's stopped raining here, but it's still fuggin' grey and crappy. :mumble:

 

[MMike]

I was waiting for someone to post that.....