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Executive Slop

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Knuckleslammer, Oct 26, 2005.

  1. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    Ok, who's guilty? :nope:

    You know you have. You had no money. You brought no lunch. You make your way out to the cafeteria at work with your head hung low and your tail between your legs. You look around at the empty tables until your eyes lay upon the holy grail.

    EXECUTIVE SLOP

    Leftover sneezed on, coughed on, bacteria ridden 3 hour leftover excutive slop. Look, there's salad (lettuce only) a couple pieces of hard bread, some pasta and HOLY CRAP? Could it be? A piece of FISWG. Fried intestine stuffed with garbage (sausage)

    You've hit the mother load ha? Until later on around 4:15 you rush to the mens room to embark on a 45 minute porcelain cruise.

    Who's guilty? I've done it once or twice back a few years ago. Now? I will starve before I eat their leftover CRAP. They should be sued for homocide for leaving that CRAP out in the open.

    Knuckle
     

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  2. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    lode.

    load comes later.
     
  3. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Lode Runner.
     
  4. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    I wouldn't know.

    I've never had a cubicle job.
     
  5. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Brilliant stuff, this. :think:
     
  6. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    Who the hell eats food just left out?!?

    If you eat random food you see sitting around, there is only one person to blame.
     
  7. pnj

    pnj Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings

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    i never ever eat at the cafateria. I'd rather starve.

    don't talk bad about sausage! :oink:!!!

    i enjoyed lode runner on my commodore 64
     
  8. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    it's called foraging. for nuts and berries.

    knuck, they have sausage where you work?

    :dancing:
     
  9. riderx

    riderx Monkey

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    You've been eating executive sausage? No wondering you've been climbing the corporate ladder so quickly! :blah:
     
  10. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    It's what he has been grumpy about.:D
     
  11. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    you ever see that Mr Show skit, when david cross plays the guy who graduated top of his class @ harvard law, and is interviewing for a job @ a law firm?

    good stuff. :D
     
  12. luken8r

    luken8r Monkey

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    do you generally eat food out of the trash or go dumpster diving?
    are you homeless?
    do you frequent soup kitchens?
    maybe youre actually a dog?
    who in their right mind would eat someone elses goober infested table scraps?
     
  13. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Adjacent to refuse is refuse.
     
  14. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    but Jerry, the eclair was on top!

    :D
     
  15. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    That is the first thing I thought of when I read his post. :thumb:
     
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    luken8r Monkey

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    thats what i was thinking of too but i couldnt remember the exact quote.
     
  17. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    well mine's not probably verbatim. unless i got lucky!
     
  18. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Dude!!! You need this: http://www.drirene.com/dr.htm
     
  19. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Hrm. I think there are larger problems than bowel issues if you're eating several hour old other people's leftovers. That's like walking up to the busboy at a restaurant and picking the leftovers off the tray as they are clearing the table.

    Ick.
     
  20. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    A "Cincinati Bengal" was just in my office...

    my co-worker buddy insist this is the case, but the uniform was simply one of the most amazing I've ever seen that I didn't even notice the helmet.

    That is all.
     
  21. ridetoofast

    ridetoofast scarred, broken and drunk

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    on a dare when i was in 2nd grade i ate a cookie out of the dumpster...i got soooooo sick. that was damn near 30 yrs ago and i remember it so clearly
     
  22. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    this guy i work with sometimes will bus tables and take leftovers. one day a lady had a quarter of a muffaletta left and asked him iff he wanted it and he said yeah, and took it home. i don't get him, i also don't get the lady. if i don't finish my food when i'm out eating, and someone asks me if i want a to go box i never say, "oh, no. i'm not taking it home, would you like it?"


    i call bs on this thread. if i saw some dude eating leftovers off of random tables in the cafeteria, i'd call security and have them escorted out of the building.
     
  23. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I'm sure no matter what he was doing, if you saw Knuck in your cafeteria, you should call security.