^^^ Is it a sailboat ? Never was any good at those posters.
Explaining Religious Psychosis
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It's not a sailboat, it's a schooner!!!
Is it a sloop then maybe?
Perhaps a Cutter, Ketch, Yawl, Gaffer or possibly a Brigantine?
I am pretty sure gravity created the earth.
Wow, that must've been super gravity mode™ if that happened in 24 hours as the good book suggests. You might want to refrain from publicly broadcasting all of your highly speculative *theories* - it makes you look stupid.
Derp......
What? Have you not read the good book? Specifically, Genesee: chapter 3, subsection 2a, paragraph iv
"Lo, Sir Issac dropeth a honeycrisp apple on toeth Eve's nappy head and knocketh the bitch out; thus strucketh Eve's big ass falleth in the old grumpy guy's front lawn...being a pretty vengeful bastard, he kicketh'd her stank ass out and her punketh ass boyfriend. Geteth off my lawn you bitches he declared!"
I think that pretty much explains everything (despite what Stephen Hawking and his silly *theory* of Everything says).
"Lo, Sir Issac dropeth a honeycrisp apple on toeth Eve's nappy head and knocketh the bitch out; thus strucketh Eve's big ass falleth in the old grumpy guy's front lawn...being a pretty vengeful bastard, he kicketh'd her stank ass out and her punketh ass boyfriend. Geteth off my lawn you bitches he declared!"
I think that pretty much explains everything (despite what Stephen Hawking and his silly *theory* of Everything says).
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From relativity we know that individual observers can have different time lines. For an observer travelling near the speed of light, 24 hours could actually take a few billion years from our perspective. That would also mean that the observer would be very very very far away now. This is somewhat consistent with a god based creation as he ain't been seen around here for quite a while.Wow, that must've been super gravity mode™ if that happened in 24 hours as the good book suggests. You might want to refrain from publicly broadcasting all of your highly speculative *theories* - it makes you look stupid.
It's also an illustrative example of how clever the G-man is. Sometime after he made the blue marble, he sent along some space spunk to get that ho Mary preggers. Some strategical shit right there.
Rape is heavenly!
Legitimate ethereal rape...perhaps a strategy Bill Cosby's attorneys can consider.
Pfffttt......Bitches, please.
Hey there pasta daddy, I hope all is well with you and like me, you're excited to celebrate your only begotten son's birthday coming up in a few weeks...
Hail Santa
Hail Santa
Keep the Saturn in Saturnalia, none of these stupid new myths to convert people who didn't want to give up the winter solstice celebrations...
Can't we at least get the real stuff right, we know Santa was a terrorist (not white) from modern day Turkey. The Vatican stole his bones from Turkey and has them to this day
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pope on a rope...
Whoa.... watch who you're calling old there pal. Just because I'm somewhat tentacled in appearance doesn't make me Cthulhu.You have become arrogant like the gods of old. I am going low carb.
So awesome, cut off some of the segment towards the end though.
I've known the Hagland family for almost twenty years. Mary is one of the coolest and most compassionate people I have ever had the privilege of knowing.
I've known the Hagland family for almost twenty years. Mary is one of the coolest and most compassionate people I have ever had the privilege of knowing.
Like other common delusions, there's no power in prayer...
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/31/health/31pray.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/31/health/31pray.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
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they are insane
Introducing the Anti-Masturbation Cross: Safely Train Your Children To Keep Their Hands Off Their Dangerous Sin-Zones
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/self-rape-prevention/introducing-the-anti-masturbation-cross-safely-train-your-children-to-keep-their-hands-off-their-dangerous-sin-zones/#prettyPhoto
Introducing the Anti-Masturbation Cross: Safely Train Your Children To Keep Their Hands Off Their Dangerous Sin-Zones
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/self-rape-prevention/introducing-the-anti-masturbation-cross-safely-train-your-children-to-keep-their-hands-off-their-dangerous-sin-zones/#prettyPhoto
pity the fools who have to throw down a rug and get on their knees five times a day...
Poe's law? I hope.they are insane
Introducing the Anti-Masturbation Cross: Safely Train Your Children To Keep Their Hands Off Their Dangerous Sin-Zones
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/self-rape-prevention/introducing-the-anti-masturbation-cross-safely-train-your-children-to-keep-their-hands-off-their-dangerous-sin-zones/#prettyPhoto
with god as my witness
lawmakers in Mississippi are proposing to make The Bible the official book of the Magnolia State.
http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/27839722/the-bible-proposed-as-official-book-of-mississippi
lawmakers in Mississippi are proposing to make The Bible the official book of the Magnolia State.
http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/27839722/the-bible-proposed-as-official-book-of-mississippi
School bus may be possessed by Satan, parent says
How can you tell if your child's school bus is in league with the devil?
Look at the brake lights, says a parent in Memphis, Tenn.
Robyn Wilkins took the above picture when she noticed the five-pointed stars shining
brightly on the stopped Mid-South school bus.
A five-pointed star, or pentagram, is well-known to people who regularly watch horror
movies as one of the earmarks of Satan.
"Anyone who fears a god, if not God and Jesus Christ, should be outraged," Wilkins
said, according to a report by Fox 6 WRBC. She certainly is outraged that a pagan
design -- or something that resembles a pagan design -- was used in a vehicle that
transports children to school.
Interestingly, it's not only the occult symbol that offends Wilkins. She's also upset
that it infringes upon the separation of church and state.
"If you can't put a cross on there, you cannot put a pentagram on it," Wilkins said.
How can you tell if your child's school bus is in league with the devil?
Look at the brake lights, says a parent in Memphis, Tenn.
Robyn Wilkins took the above picture when she noticed the five-pointed stars shining
brightly on the stopped Mid-South school bus.
A five-pointed star, or pentagram, is well-known to people who regularly watch horror
movies as one of the earmarks of Satan.
"Anyone who fears a god, if not God and Jesus Christ, should be outraged," Wilkins
said, according to a report by Fox 6 WRBC. She certainly is outraged that a pagan
design -- or something that resembles a pagan design -- was used in a vehicle that
transports children to school.
Interestingly, it's not only the occult symbol that offends Wilkins. She's also upset
that it infringes upon the separation of church and state.
"If you can't put a cross on there, you cannot put a pentagram on it," Wilkins said.
Radical Jews missing the point of the march/relating to radical Muslims:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/14/world/newspaper-in-israel-scrubs-women-from-a-photo-of-paris-unity-rally.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/14/world/newspaper-in-israel-scrubs-women-from-a-photo-of-paris-unity-rally.html
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maybe the bible's not so bad after all?