[eric strt6]

Ahh those crazy religious families



http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-32090034

Vicar's son Noah Yabbacome jailed for dog sex web chat

that would make pops Vicar Yabbacome.....

Noah is a sick ass pedophile

 

[Westy]

Neighbor couldn't find his car yesterday. The only reasonable explanation is that it came to life and drove away never to be seen again. Twas a miracle.

 

[Jm_]

God has a plan.

 

[jstuhlman]

God was Dwunk.

 

[stevew]

God has a plan.

it involves these two

 

[Kevin]

Wait, what?

 

[Westy]

Wait, what?

There is only one thing you need to know about that: Florida.

 

[Jm_]

And yet it's legal to put college kids in hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt.

 

[stevew]

And yet it's legal to put college kids in hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt.

liberal arts degree...serious business.

 

[JustMtnB44]

I've been re-watching some old Walking Dead episodes and saw this one yesterday, I had forgotten about this line but it sums up religion perfectly.

 

[eric strt6]

Ah them devout Christian Rock Bands

http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/11/us/arizona-parking-lot-brawl-video/index.html

Arizona investigators have released dramatic video of a Walmart parking lot brawl that left a police officer wounded, one man dead, and reportedly involved members of a Christian family band.

Jeremiah Gaver is charged with aggravated assault and resisting arrest

Nathan Gaver is charged with aggravated assault and resisting arrest
Enoch Gaver, 21, was killed in the fight in the town of Cottonwood, and suspect David Gaver, 28, was shot in the stomach and taken into custody. Police Sergeant Jeremy Daniels was hit in the leg by a bullet fired during the melee.
At least three members of the family are reportedly in a Christian band named "Matthew 24 Now,"

 

[stevew]

 

[Westy]

Ah them devout Christian Rock Bands

http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/11/us/arizona-parking-lot-brawl-video/index.html

Arizona investigators have released dramatic video of a Walmart parking lot brawl that left a police officer wounded, one man dead, and reportedly involved members of a Christian family band.

Jeremiah Gaver is charged with aggravated assault and resisting arrest

Nathan Gaver is charged with aggravated assault and resisting arrest
Enoch Gaver, 21, was killed in the fight in the town of Cottonwood, and suspect David Gaver, 28, was shot in the stomach and taken into custody. Police Sergeant Jeremy Daniels was hit in the leg by a bullet fired during the melee.
At least three members of the family are reportedly in a Christian band named "Matthew 24 Now,"

And god said unto thee
Pew pew pew
I am thy lord, god

 

[Jm_]

Ah them devout Christian Rock Bands

http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/11/us/arizona-parking-lot-brawl-video/index.html

Arizona investigators have released dramatic video of a Walmart parking lot brawl that left a police officer wounded, one man dead, and reportedly involved members of a Christian family band.

Turn the other cheek.

Then turn round with my Mac 10!

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Ah them devout Christian Rock Bands

http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/11/us/arizona-parking-lot-brawl-video/index.html

Arizona investigators have released dramatic video of a Walmart parking lot brawl that left a police officer wounded, one man dead, and reportedly involved members of a Christian family band.

Jeremiah Gaver is charged with aggravated assault and resisting arrest

Nathan Gaver is charged with aggravated assault and resisting arrest
Enoch Gaver, 21, was killed in the fight in the town of Cottonwood, and suspect David Gaver, 28, was shot in the stomach and taken into custody. Police Sergeant Jeremy Daniels was hit in the leg by a bullet fired during the melee.
At least three members of the family are reportedly in a Christian band named "Matthew 24 Now,"

There's a longer video that shows more of what happened. Basically this family attacked the cops and used defense techniques against tazers and pepper spray. After watching it, it's really hard to believe that more of them weren't shot.

 

[DaveW]

There's a longer video that shows more of what happened. Basically this family attacked the cops and used defense techniques against tazers and pepper spray. After watching it, it's really hard to believe that more of them weren't shot.

Did you not notice the skin colour?

 

[stevew]

 

[stevew]

 

[jackalope]

Jeebs is all about tech

 

[syadasti]

Premiered on HBO at the end of last month - http://www.hbo.com/documentaries/going-clear#/

 

[FSM]

Good news, everyone!

 

[Jm_]

Good news, everyone!

Best response was:

Let's continue the list....
As Beck said church attendance will plummet...
Global warming will accelerate as a result of declining church attendance - (you get the drift)
Baseball games will be longer...
Ice cream will melt faster..
Airlines will dramatically offer fewer flights to Las Vegas...
Class sizes will fall dramatically in grade schools..
The diameter of cantaloupes will decline..
Hammerhead sharks will become amphibious..
Justice Scalia will refuse to speak or rule on any future SCOTUS cases..
Glenn Beck's radio share will plummet..
Add to the list if you think anything SIGNIFICANT has been missed.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a young girl in 1992?

 

[jstuhlman]

well bless your hearts, rowan county
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/05/04/judge-finally-rules-that-rowan-county-nc-board-of-commissioners-must-stop-christian-prayers-at-meetings/

 

[eric strt6]

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nebraska-woman-sues-all-homosexuals-liers-thieves-n354301

A Nebraska woman identifying herself as the "ambassador" for plaintiffs "God and His Son, Jesus Christ," is suing all homosexuals on Earth for breaking "religious and moral laws," according to court records filed Tuesday.

In the suit, entered into the docket as Driskell v. Homosexuals, Sylvia Ann Driskell, 66, of Auburn, Nebraska, asks in a seven-page, neatly handwritten petition (PDF) that U.S. District Judge John M. Gerrard decide once and for all whether homosexuality is or isn't a sin.

Complete Psycho Babble

 

[eric strt6]

so much win

 

[jonKranked]

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nebraska-woman-sues-all-homosexuals-liers-thieves-n354301

A Nebraska woman identifying herself as the "ambassador" for plaintiffs "God and His Son, Jesus Christ," is suing all homosexuals on Earth for breaking "religious and moral laws," according to court records filed Tuesday.

In the suit, entered into the docket as Driskell v. Homosexuals, Sylvia Ann Driskell, 66, of Auburn, Nebraska, asks in a seven-page, neatly handwritten petition (PDF) that U.S. District Judge John M. Gerrard decide once and for all whether homosexuality is or isn't a sin.

Complete Psycho Babble

came here to post this.

 

[JohnE]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=334&v=gW7607YiBso

Dawkins ftw,,,

 

[DaveW]

lol I laughed my ass off at the way he read those out.

 

[DaveW]

I had to lol at this one.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/68422686/auckland-neighbours-at-war-over-giant-religious-statue

 

[syadasti]

Another person got hacked by the faithful crazies:

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2015/05/third-blogger-this-year-hacked-to-death-in-bangladesh/

 

[stevew]

^
safer in texas?

50/50...

 

[jackalope]

wow, Jeebs is getting pretty desperate for attention these days

Embarrassing for him to stoop to this level...

 

[FSM]

wow, Jeebs is getting pretty desperate for attention these days

Embarrassing for him to stoop to this level...

Chemtrails!

 

[syadasti]

 

[Kevin]

From an old Dawkins documentary, just watching this specific part on youtube makes me feel seriously uncomfortable.... What the hell is wrong with people that they actually buy into this shit? I cant imagine anyone in their right mind factually believing this and donating money to a multi million corporation that spends every last dime on itself...
And dont even get me started on super creep Haggard, wtf
Mindblowing.

 

[jackalope]

Damn...wish I hadn't watched that...

Le sigh

 

[Pesqueeb]

From an old Dawkins documentary, just watching this specific part on youtube makes me feel seriously uncomfortable.... What the hell is wrong with people that they actually buy into this shit? I cant imagine anyone in their right mind factually believing this and donating money to a multi million corporation that spends every last dime on itself...
And dont even get me started on super creep Haggard, wtf
Mindblowing.

New, improved, and totally doesn't want to suck your dick!

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

And don't even get me started on super creep Haggard, wtf
Mindblowing.

Love the part at the end where Captain Creepy told Dawkins not to be arrogant. I guess only the pastor gets to be condescending and arrogant.

 

[Westy]

Love the part at the end where Captain Creepy told Dawkins not to be arrogant. I guess only the pastor gets to be condescending and arrogant.

Arrogant is just the right wing attempt at a rebuttal when reality is used against make believe.