I'm pretty drunk right now, so I'm not going to do the math, but that's got to get you a couple extra Jesus points.
Explaining Religious Psychosis
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Couldn't she save herself a lot of trouble and damnation by simply resigning?
She could confess and accept Jesus Christ as her savior and be absolved of all her sins. Just like she could do after filling out some stupid paperwork.
She makes $80,000 a year. Being prejudiced and hateful pays in KY, apparently.
That will buy a supersweet double-wide and perhaps even a pontoon boat in KY.
who knew she was a homely democrat who likes the cock and didn't think she had the right to have those little viruses she calls kids sucked out of her....
Who knew stevew had such comprehension problems? She's a "GOP All Star" because of what she did. All her political supporters are on the right. Please check your number and dial again:
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/kim-davis-custody-conservatives-anoint-her-martyr
See also Trump for anyone paying attention to his record:
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/07/donald-trump-running-for-president/398345/
That can't possibly be real, is it?Doesn't get much dumber than this:
Tell me more about these Jesus points. Seems pretty easy to acquire, could probably trade with some fundies for cool shit.
This Christian blogger seems to think so:
http://www.opentothedivine.com/blog/suffering-grace-and-euthanasia
Plus they're run by some Catholic psychos, here's their website on the topic:
http://www.all.org/learn/euthanasia/
I'm pretty sure all of Kim Davis' husbands have already married a cow. That's in the bible somewhere, right?
According to the bible sacrificing a cow, or other hoofed animals, is required when a woman has her period.
Edit: I was wrong. Filthy bloody women are just untouchable for a week.
When a woman has a discharge and her discharge is blood from her body, she is to be in her menstruation seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean until evening.
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My googler leads my to understand that's the same group that did the "rainbow house" across the street from Westboro baptist. They are getting a donation from me come payday. *slowclap*
And she's how old now? Clearly her husbands don't read the bible either.
Sorry see above edit looks like you sacrifice a cow when a friend loses his job.
A little more reading shows that bulls and numerous goats must be sacrificed, with lots of blood splashing for some reason that I can't quite figure out. If Herman Cain thinks he can simplify the tax code via the bible, he obviously hasn't read that shit.
Edit: I figured it out. When you build a church, many animals must die, and their blood shall be splattered copiously. Turns out that all Slayer needed to do was build a church.
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wouldn't they follow the satanic bible instead?
So a mate getting fired = BBQ plus party.
Ok I'm down for that.
Why do you hate the beef industry?
