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Explaining Religious Psychosis
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I'm conflicted... What would Bible do?
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-34118482
How many iphone's would I have to sacrifice in penance?
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No Josh "all of them" is NOT the correct answer.
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-34118482
How many iphone's would I have to sacrifice in penance?
*edit*
No Josh "all of them" is NOT the correct answer.
Jeebus has to use semi-burnt toast to prove his existence, whereas the FSM is straight pimpin for the camera
Somehow I don't think you're paying attention. Do I have to start condemning souls around here?
That has nothing to do with this thread at all.
Oops, that poopdeck repost is on me. So refresh my memory about soul condemnation avoidance - like the Catholics, can I just pay you some money, repeat "Hail Macaroni!!" a few times and get back in your good graces?
Also, do you follow american tackle-sport like Jeebus does? Apparently he's personally blessed numerous NFL players, and even takes enough interest in individual games to influence the outcome (which seems to suggest he is connected to the mob). I figured you would be more into lesser known pirate sports, but I haven't heard much about those ever since Tom Hanks got taken hostage.
true....
I have to replace my basement floor due to a really shitty contractor job from a couple of years ago. Today I put a $1000 deposit down with Jesus - he stopped by this morning just before 10 after I met with him a few days ago. My special epoxy for the basement floor came via the mailman too. The underlay should also show up today too. The floor will be delivered on Monday (all 1000 lbs+ of it - 355 sq ft - already have about 50 more sq ft on-hand) and I have to bring all the boxes down to the basement and open them up to acclimate and in a week I'll be saved by Jesus, Hallelujah!
Not all of us in NC are knuckle dragging, bible thumping, cousin fucking, inbred mouth breathers.
Well, the odds are clearly stacked against you and who ever the other guy is.
Ireland is full?
Dead or Alive? - Is that the question?
at the moment 717 dead at pilgrimage.....in DC....50,000 people who are dead but don't know it.
Was there a big sale at the Walmart over there?
For a moment I was confusing this with the crane thing a couple days ago. That Allah guy sure is being rough on the muslims this week.
gods are loving types.
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This. Many times over.
i should have paid attention in german class while in high school.
so who else did you see there?
You might have, that title looks to be wrong if it's German.
http://lyricstranslate.com/en/gottes-tod-gods-death.html
Just DJs but my favorite part of that place was the pizza oven in the basement:
cool.
Given how police interaction often plays out, surely it should be
"where is your god now?" on the side of the police cruisers?
"where is your god now?" on the side of the police cruisers?
another reason why I can't stand Christians
http://www.sfgate.com/weird/article/Co-workers-call-USAF-dental-technician-a-witch-6561988.php
Co-workers call USAF dental technician a 'witch'; she's fired
Deborah Schoenfeld said her colleagues at the Epes Dental Clinic at Fort Meade, Md., harassed her because of her Hindu faith, claiming she was a spawn of Satan for practicing yoga and meditating.
They stopped short of claiming that she turned them into newts.
Mikey Weinstein, president of the Military Religious Freedom Foundation — which took up the case on Schoenfeld's behalf —wrote Air Force officials this week, informing them that "an incredibly volatile, hostile and toxic evangelical Christian work environment under your direct command has resulted in the pernicious harassment, disenfranchisement, and firing of a once valued member of your team."
The alleged harassment violates Defense Department and Air Force directives as well as the U.S. Constitution, Weinstein stated.
He noted that "a particular offending party has effusively celebrated (Schoenfeld's) replacement by a Catholic woman by saying publicly that 'It's good to see we got an angel, since last time we had the devil.'"
http://www.sfgate.com/weird/article/Co-workers-call-USAF-dental-technician-a-witch-6561988.php
Co-workers call USAF dental technician a 'witch'; she's fired
Deborah Schoenfeld said her colleagues at the Epes Dental Clinic at Fort Meade, Md., harassed her because of her Hindu faith, claiming she was a spawn of Satan for practicing yoga and meditating.
They stopped short of claiming that she turned them into newts.
Mikey Weinstein, president of the Military Religious Freedom Foundation — which took up the case on Schoenfeld's behalf —wrote Air Force officials this week, informing them that "an incredibly volatile, hostile and toxic evangelical Christian work environment under your direct command has resulted in the pernicious harassment, disenfranchisement, and firing of a once valued member of your team."
The alleged harassment violates Defense Department and Air Force directives as well as the U.S. Constitution, Weinstein stated.
He noted that "a particular offending party has effusively celebrated (Schoenfeld's) replacement by a Catholic woman by saying publicly that 'It's good to see we got an angel, since last time we had the devil.'"
The next time a bible thumper tells me I'm going to Hell, I'll ask him if he'll be there ? When he says no, I'll express my enormous sense of relief and thank him for making my day just a little bit brighter.
