Explaining Religious Psychosis
- Thread starter syadasti
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A WITCH!!!
Just over heard my wife and Mother in Law. MIL who professes to be a good Christian is happy that Trump is going to kick out all them Mexicans. Ruth said that isn't what the bible relates wherein Jesus would welcome and shelter the strangers. MIL Don't you sinners tell me about the bible you are going to burn in hell for not following my Church...She is such the ignorant bitter old hag. On the bright side she said she will never live with sinners like us 
oh god, I just might go do this: go get baptized with fizzy bath salts strapped to me so that it looks like the water starts to boil around me. I can see the old ladies screaming in terror
Be super polite and friendly until the fizzing starts, then begin screaming in pain and speaking in tongues for the full effect.
What happens when Christianity gets in the way of business. 
Just like Jesus would do.What happens when Christianity gets in the way of business.
I think Jesus coined the phrase, "We have got to put more butts in the seats, butts in the seats."
Church bans non-alcoholic wine and gluten-free bread from holy communion
Anger at ‘injustice’ of church decision
www.independent.co.uk
