[6thElement]

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[Fool]

And Jesus spoketh unto his disciples, "E=mc², for thy Energy and thy Matter are equalith unto thyne eyes of God, whenst His Matter acceleratith squarefold the speed of His Divine Light"

 

[Jm_]

Naw, just teach all the crazy crap about killing your own son, mass murder, wiping out all life except for that on a wooden ship, how god wasn't strong enough to overcome iron chariots, etc.

 

[eric strt6]

Naw, just teach all the crazy crap about killing your own son, mass murder, wiping out all life except for that on a wooden ship, how god wasn't strong enough to overcome iron chariots, etc.

 

[Jm_]

A WITCH!!!

 

[eric strt6]

 

[mykel]

I will NEVER understand fairy-tales over family.

 

[6thElement]

I will NEVER understand fairy-tales

FTFM

 

[eric strt6]

Just over heard my wife and Mother in Law. MIL who professes to be a good Christian is happy that Trump is going to kick out all them Mexicans. Ruth said that isn't what the bible relates wherein Jesus would welcome and shelter the strangers. MIL Don't you sinners tell me about the bible you are going to burn in hell for not following my Church...She is such the ignorant bitter old hag. On the bright side she said she will never live with sinners like us

 

[mandown]

 

[eric strt6]

 

[eric strt6]

oh god, I just might go do this: go get baptized with fizzy bath salts strapped to me so that it looks like the water starts to boil around me. I can see the old ladies screaming in terror

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

oh god, I just might go do this: go get baptized with fizzy bath salts strapped to me so that it looks like the water starts to boil around me. I can see the old ladies screaming in terror

Be super polite and friendly until the fizzing starts, then begin screaming in pain and speaking in tongues for the full effect.

 

[eric strt6]