[mandown]

i always like going to new 7-11 stores and finding Monster flavors i had no idea existed.

just tried the Monster Zero Ultra, whatever that means. i like it. though i feel like i've been pulled into a beer marketing campaign where they just start sploshing words like "ultra" and new paint jobs on the cans.

i also took a drink of this the other day, and i'm pretty sure they make it with crack, because i can't stop wanting more.

i feel like a flat-bill should start growing from my forehead any day now.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

A friend of mine from high school worked for Monster for a while. They gave him a massively lifted F150 which was very fitting. I can't think about it without picturing this:

 

[kazlx]

"Jeez, it's like Shrek's piss"

 

[Kevin]

Love the original one... Stopped drinking it on a regular basis and now only drinking in case of severe hangovers...

 

[eaterofdog]

Monster Super Ultra Mega Gundam Streetfighter Golden Shower Youbreakyoubuy flavor.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Whatever happened to just having an extra cup of coffee?
/getoffmylawn

 

[mandown]

Whatever happened to just having an extra cup of coffee?
/getoffmylawn

coffee makes my pee-pipes overactive. stupid cord injury.

 

[jonKranked]

coffee makes my pee-pipes overactive. stupid cord injury.

so you avoid coffee in fear of blood loss?

 

[mandown]

so you avoid coffee in fear of blood loss?

yup. thank goodness i'm not stooling out too.

 

[WestCoastHucker]

i think the zero-ultra is the best tasting monster yet. and i'm pretty sure i've tried every flavor, even the java ones...

 

[WestCoastHucker]

...Youbreakyoubuy..

gimmie money! gimmie money!

 

[mandown]

i think the zero-ultra is the best tasting monster yet. and i'm pretty sure i've tried every flavor, even the java ones...

i'm inclined to agree. then i just realized it tastes a lot like

... not sure that changes my opinion.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I'm glad to not know what *any* of the aforementioned $hit tastes like.

Except coffee. Mmmmm... coffee...

/getoffmylawn

 

[jonKranked]

with electrolytes. what plants & mandown craves.

 

[mandown]

Monster Super Ultra Mega Gundam Streetfighter Golden Shower Youbreakyoubuy flavor.

no bukakke, no sale.

 

[ICEBALL585]

with electrolytes. what plants & mandown craves.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Just watched that in it's entirety for the first time the other night.

 

[stevew]

i'm inclined to agree. then i just realized it tastes a lot like

... not sure that changes my opinion.

..............

 

[mandown]

Icee what you did.

 

[Quo Fan]

I'm proud to say I've never had a Monster energy drink. I like my caffeine from Columbia, grown and picked by Juan Valdez.