F#cking Rice weevils

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  1. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Damnit, I was going to have me some rice for dinner, but when I put the rice into the water.... I noticed something. Little black beetles. Son of a bitch, So I start checking any other dry food products in the house and wouldnt you know it, there in the bag of flour as well. Come to findout, it would appear the wife brought home a back of bird seed for the birdfeeder, that had these little bastards in it. And from ther we have friggin rice weevils in teh house. Oh well, just another pain in the ass to deal with. at least there not hard to eliminate
     
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  2. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    I heard that if you eat them that your spelling abilities get all f*#ked up. I've got bad news, Mike, you've already been dining it seems. :D
     
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    zahgurim Underwater monkey

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    Just cook them with the rice...

    Way more protein, and crunchy!
     
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  4. Sandwich

    Sandwich Pig my fish!
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    i thought this was about honda drivers....
     
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  5. ire

    ire Turbo Monkey

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    :stupid:

    I bet they're a delicacy somewhere
     
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  6. Arkayne

    Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    Not a rice weevil but still pretty gross looking



    god it gives me the shivers
     
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  7. BlackAthlete

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    They eat those in china I bet
     
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    is that some sort of tick? :shocked:
     
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    Ziplocs and tupperware are your friends. Industrial sized mayonnaise jars work well too. We save all of our old jars and fill them with dry goods. We've lived in too many places where we've had to fight vermin for our food.
     
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    The mental picture created by this sentence is awesome.

    Two man enter, one man leave.
     
  12. MikeD

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    Where I'm going we're gonna have every flavor of weevil--I feel yo' pain.
     
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    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    I just figured it out. Your problem is that they are "f*#king", isn't it???
     
  14. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Oh the story gets better tonight. Let me start off with, I love my wife, but sometimes........

    I didnt know it, but she dumped the uncooked bad rice down the garbage disposal. Anyone who has had someone do this before knows how my night went. So, the connector pipe from one side to the other was pretty much plugged solid. But before we knew how bad it was plugged, I tried with frustration to use a plunger, and guess what, the plastice pipe popped apart underneath the sink. So we have another big ass mess that I was cleaning up. Its all good, she went and got me a twelve pack of Sam Adams BL.
     
  15. ire

    ire Turbo Monkey

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    Wait a second...






















    ...doesn't violence normally start with alcohol??
     
  16. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Only for alcoholics, not for beer loving gentlemen such as myself!!!!!
     
  17. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    Yep...
     
  18. Upgr8r

    Upgr8r High Priest or maybe Jedi Master

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    When will people learn that garbage disposal does not equal wood chipper? When I was manageing apartments it never ceased to amaze me what people would put down the garbage disposal :huh: