Thanks for jumping all over the God damned place and then locking up so I could lose 20 minutes of my life. Piece of sh*t site.
Does that mean he'll masturbate while crying if DHG is mentioned?He's been drinking.
http://www.mapmyride.com/ride/united-states/tx/temple/671966479507
Here's the route, less the 10 or so miles to get home. I refuse to invest any more time in this looping back frickin' thing.
Jamison - I plan to ride "bibs only" as it is. I am in nipple darkening season right now.
Yep, I think mapmyride.com is broken. It says your 92 mile route only has 500 ft of ascent.
Waaaaaaaaaaay too much ascent for TX. Gotta be broken.Texas, sounds about right.
They could be going over 700 speed bumps.Waaaaaaaaaaay too much ascent for TX. Gotta be broken.
Doesn't he live in Podunk, TX? No WAY there are any speed bumps in Podunk.They could be going over 700 speed bumps.
This friggin' town is paved with what they call "speed humps". Stupidest thing ever. It's not enough to "have" to slow down for, but just enough to crash someone going really fast. Makes perfect sense for neighborhoods.Doesn't he live in Podunk, TX? No WAY there are any speed bumps in Podunk.
Cowsh1t and discarded cowboy boots makes for a tough ride.Doesn't he live in Podunk, TX? No WAY there are any speed bumps in Podunk.
Don't forget those bumpy armadillos.Cowsh1t and discarded cowboy boots makes for a tough ride.
Dead border jumpers are a bitch to bunny hop on a road bike...Don't forget those bumpy armadillos.
Funny you say that.Dead border jumpers are a bitch to bunny hop on a road bike...
http://www.mapmyride.com/ride/united-states/tx/temple/671966479507
Here's the route, less the 10 or so miles to get home. I refuse to invest any more time in this looping back frickin' thing.
Jamison - I plan to ride "bibs only" as it is. I am in nipple darkening season right now.
Jamison - I plan to ride "bibs only" as it is. I am in nipple darkening season right now.
525 ft of climbing? WTF? I'd go nuts riding a pancke century.
again, bikely.com for the winWe have rolling hills not sustained climbing so if you want to try to figure the elevation you would have to put in a thousand points to try and catch the bottom and top of every hill.
MY EYES!!!!!Shouldn't be hard with those Anna Nicole nips you got.
and my shorts could be used for seasoning they have so much salt in them.
It's more of a "sweet" salty.note to self: Do not accept any dinner invitations if Loco is cooking.
shudders!!
been tasting yourself lately?It's more of a "sweet" salty.
Lately???been tasting yourself lately?
for the ride though.