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MikeD

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Oct 26, 2001
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So the question isn't whether she's lying, but rather what is it she's lying about...

Did she kill him herself? Hire someone to kill him?

Or (my personal best guess at the moment) was it a drug deal gone bad that she's trying to cover up?
 

kidwoo

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I don't know what the hell you're talking about so I'm just going to go ahead and say it was a cover up to hide her years of clandestine meth manufacturing using her revolutionary method of mixing popped collars poached from the necks of frat boys and chihuahua piss. It was pretty obvious that although the bavarian patent was a good starting point, that shlt wasn't going to fly in the US. Her boyfriend now gets all rights to royalties, domestic or otherwise.
 

MikeD

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Yeah, we're doing some training at the moment focusing on detecting deception, so they've been force-feeding us these videos...didn't realize it wasn't such widespread news.
 

manimal

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Feb 27, 2002
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Yeah, we're doing some training at the moment focusing on detecting deception, so they've been force-feeding us these videos...didn't realize it wasn't such widespread news.
i had some pretty in-depth 80+ hour interrogation/deception detection training a few years back. it works wonders on the street and during interviews but i find it very amusing to watch political debates with the same mindset ;)
 

sanjuro

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i had some pretty in-depth 80+ hour interrogation/deception detection training a few years back. it works wonders on the street and during interviews but i find it very amusing to watch political debates with the same mindset ;)
There was a great line in Deep Space Nine about a "trained observer" matches wits with a "practiced liar".

I like to think I could lie like nobody's business, but I need a reason to do it, which rarely comes up.

However, I'm not a dumb-ass street thug trying to convince you I wasn't smoking rock.
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
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There was a great line in Deep Space Nine about a "trained observer" matches wits with a "practiced liar".

I like to think I could lie like nobody's business, but I need a reason to do it, which rarely comes up.

However, I'm not a dumb-ass street thug trying to convince you I wasn't smoking rock.
Why do you think you'd be a better liar than other people?