Yawning so much my eyes are watering like I've been sobbing. I need coffee, or meth. Havent decided yet.
Falling asleep at desk...
- Thread starter golgiaparatus
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just start slapping your self a bunch
Get back to work.
If a coworker asks what's up, just freak out like you're having a meltdown and run out of the building.
Then go ride.
Or have sex with the coworker.
If someone ever goes to sleep in my office, I will pee in a jar and place their hand in it.
Just ask yourself if you work with someone like me. That might help you stay up.
Just ask yourself if you work with someone like me. That might help you stay up.
I am awake now. Coffee machine takes 4 scoops for a full pot. I put in 10 scoops and made half a pot. I'm 2 cups in and doing well.
Werd Cotton. I'm drinking caffeine-laced tea (no coffee in the afternoon--stomach) and wide awake now. Thank God.
I usually put two scoops of meth on top of the 10 scoops of coffee for 1/3 of a pot.
Then inject into my nads.
Tea wore off. Now I'm on a Barq's rootbeer. I'm getting desparate.
Cornnuts. I use to commute 300+ miles a night towards the end of college, if I was dozing off and coffee wasnt helping, I'd stop and get a Dew and some corn nuts. 1st off you have to concentrate in order to keep popping them in your mouth, 2nd they crunch so loud it kind of wakes you up. The dew is just a nice extra boost
No cornnuts are in the office, but I've made a mental note to pick some up and stash them in my desk.
Another week has passed and I've survived...HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
Another week has passed and I've survived...HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!