The most underrated simpsons of all Barney:
BARNEY (holding Maggie): Uh, oh. I smell something stinky. Oh, it's me.
BARNEY (holding Maggie): Uh, oh. I smell something stinky. Oh, it's me.
You are right...Originally posted by Dirt rider
I thought it was lenny
Here is the actual quote:
Mr. Burns (as the alien): "I bring you love!"
Lenny: "It's trying to bring love! Don't let it get away!"
Carl: "Break its legs!"
Homer: He spanked you!!! President Bush (seinor) spanked my Boy!!
Bart: I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good of the nation.
Bart: I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good of the nation.
ok now I remember
and after those lines Grounds keeper willy says "Kill it"
Very cool! Thanks! I thought maybe it was all those drugs I abused when I was younger....Phew!Originally posted by Toshi
If you search on Google for "my damn weiner kids are listening" then many quote pages pop up. Or you could watch my collection of Simpsons episodes all the time.
HAHAHAHA!!! that's a great one....but the screaming caterpillar...(SCREAMAPILLAR) was so damn funny!
I TOLD YOU SO!!!! that picture is so funny...where is this simpsons picture archive that you get all these pictures from???
best line.... When Bart was trying to find Homer's weakness after a series of practical jokes...
Homer, looking in the fridge... "mmm.... beer.... my ONE weakness..."
followed bv Chief Wiggims & the other cops... "There's a beer gyser at the ole Simpson place...."
mmm... beer.....
Homer, looking in the fridge... "mmm.... beer.... my ONE weakness..."
followed bv Chief Wiggims & the other cops... "There's a beer gyser at the ole Simpson place...."
mmm... beer.....
Homer's at Lollapalooza and Billy Corgan comes up and introduces himself;
"Hi I'm Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
"Homer Simpson, sitting quietly"
Bart and Homer are driving back from a swap meet, Bart pulls out a bong and says "look at this really neat pencil case I found", Homer giggles and says "A bong, haven't seen one of them since high school"
It's no wonder TIME voted it the best TV show of all time.
"Hi I'm Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
"Homer Simpson, sitting quietly"
Bart and Homer are driving back from a swap meet, Bart pulls out a bong and says "look at this really neat pencil case I found", Homer giggles and says "A bong, haven't seen one of them since high school"
It's no wonder TIME voted it the best TV show of all time.
Originally posted by allieb
Ralph - "I dresed myself."
LOL....Ralph Rules!
Originally posted by Lucee
:love: That's great! I laugh so hard when I watch this show. But, how can you remember all those lines??
Oh Oh...somebody is losing their memory...
Actually, that episode was on a few days ago and I remembered those lines so I just did a search on it to find the actual quote.
[Bart rings Burns' door. Burns is in one of those glass cases.]
Smithers: Um, I hate to interrupt your longevity treatment, sir,
but there's a sweet little boy at the door.
Burns: Release the hounds.
Smithers: Um, I hate to interrupt your longevity treatment, sir,
but there's a sweet little boy at the door.
Burns: Release the hounds.
You could always run a cable from your computer's sound output to the input and use a recording program (such as SimpleSound if you have a Mac). Or you can just content yourself with the Simpsons soundboard:Originally posted by Lucee
Hey Toshi, now, can you tell me how to save those sound files??neaky:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/homer.html
One of my favorites is the Love Potion episode when Homer is talking to the kids and Bart is eating a candy bar. He says:
"Kids. Your dad and his dad are in a sticky, chewy, nutty...put it away boy!...situation."
Or Homer on the elevator with Mindy:
H:"ahh...! Hello."
M:"Well I guess we'll be going down together. Ahhh..."
H:"I'll just push the button for the stimulator. -pause- Well this is my floor."
Another Homer one... When Bart is on the school roof with all the police around.
"Gimme that (grabs loudspeaker). Bart! Do you know...where the remote is. I looked all over the house."
--Sam B
"Kids. Your dad and his dad are in a sticky, chewy, nutty...put it away boy!...situation."
Or Homer on the elevator with Mindy:
H:"ahh...! Hello."
M:"Well I guess we'll be going down together. Ahhh..."
H:"I'll just push the button for the stimulator. -pause- Well this is my floor."
Another Homer one... When Bart is on the school roof with all the police around.
"Gimme that (grabs loudspeaker). Bart! Do you know...where the remote is. I looked all over the house."
--Sam B
Marge: "Homer. Have you been drinking?"
Homer: "NO! Well, ten beers."
Apu: "Everybody, lets get naked. Come one don't be shy. It'll be great..." Drunk at the saint patricks day parade. After they ban alcohal the banner on the street reads "Springfield: Clean and sober for .5 days."
The whole thing when homer gets drunk at his party and looks down Maudes dress. "can you get me some peanuts. No not those peanuts the ones on the bottom" and when he tells off that stranger - soo funny.
Also when Barney is the designated driver and the duff mobile shows up with Duff man. That was great. "Are you ready to get duffed!"
Last alcohal one: When homer wrecks the school with barney, lenny and carl. They celibrate the Isotopes winning the game and then go on a drunken rampage that whole section is hillarious.
--Sam B
Homer: "NO! Well, ten beers."
Apu: "Everybody, lets get naked. Come one don't be shy. It'll be great..." Drunk at the saint patricks day parade. After they ban alcohal the banner on the street reads "Springfield: Clean and sober for .5 days."
The whole thing when homer gets drunk at his party and looks down Maudes dress. "can you get me some peanuts. No not those peanuts the ones on the bottom" and when he tells off that stranger - soo funny.
Also when Barney is the designated driver and the duff mobile shows up with Duff man. That was great. "Are you ready to get duffed!"
Last alcohal one: When homer wrecks the school with barney, lenny and carl. They celibrate the Isotopes winning the game and then go on a drunken rampage that whole section is hillarious.
--Sam B
"My friends call me Bleedin' Gums."
"Eww, how did you get a name like that?"
"Well, let me put it this way: you ever been to the dentist?" "Yeah" "Not me. I suppose I should go to one, but I got enough pain in my life as it is..."
Another one from "Moaning Lisa":
"The blues isn't about making you feel better. It's about making other people feel worse, and making a few bucks while you're at it."
"Eww, how did you get a name like that?"
"Well, let me put it this way: you ever been to the dentist?" "Yeah" "Not me. I suppose I should go to one, but I got enough pain in my life as it is..."
Another one from "Moaning Lisa":
"The blues isn't about making you feel better. It's about making other people feel worse, and making a few bucks while you're at it."
it tastes like burning- ralph in the knock off of the lord of the flies.
the scene where mr burns is having a mobster kill homers dad, the mobster says, ' theres only one other way of killing a man, and it requires as much finess as a well played game of chess' you then see him kick down a down and fire a massive machine gun all around the room. its soooooooooo funny!
the scene where mr burns is having a mobster kill homers dad, the mobster says, ' theres only one other way of killing a man, and it requires as much finess as a well played game of chess' you then see him kick down a down and fire a massive machine gun all around the room. its soooooooooo funny!
Thanks, I guess I'll hafta make do w/this link.Originally posted by Toshi
You could always run a cable from your computer's sound output to the input and use a recording program (such as SimpleSound if you have a Mac). Or you can just content yourself with the Simpsons soundboard:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/homer.html
Mr Burns: Quit cogitating Steinmetz, and use an open face club! The sand wedge!
Homer: Mmmmm... Open faced club sandwich...
Homer: Mmmmm... Open faced club sandwich...
Otto (the school bus driver) : Hey someone changed my locks
Otto's landlord: yeah I did, your evicted.
Otto: Well can I at least get my stuff
Landlord: All I found in there was a couple old motorcycle magiznes and a jar of mustard.
Otto: WOW I had mustard!!.
Otto's landlord: yeah I did, your evicted.
Otto: Well can I at least get my stuff
Landlord: All I found in there was a couple old motorcycle magiznes and a jar of mustard.
Otto: WOW I had mustard!!.
[Homer after using "medicinal" marijuana for his eyes sits in Lisa's room listening to her play the saxophone]
Bart: Dad, I thought you didn't like her saxophone.
Homer: I didn't but now daddy's special medicine, which you must never use because it will ruin your life, lets daddy hear and see magical things which you will never experience, EVER!
Homer: Wow, that Saxophone would make a great pipe.
Bart: Dad, I thought you didn't like her saxophone.
Homer: I didn't but now daddy's special medicine, which you must never use because it will ruin your life, lets daddy hear and see magical things which you will never experience, EVER!
Homer: Wow, that Saxophone would make a great pipe.
"oh crap!" - Homer, after realizing he hasn't told Marge about Apu being 'married' to Marge... I don't know, just the way he says it is genius.
Marge (reading a "are you an alcohalic?" test): Homer do you ever drink alone?
Homer: does God count as a person?
Marge: NO!
Homer: then yes.
Homer: does God count as a person?
Marge: NO!
Homer: then yes.
This should be a sticky!
Wacking Day lyrics:
Oh wacking day, oh wacking day our hollowed snake skull cracking day.
We'll brake their backs gouge out their eyes.
Their evil hearts we'll pulverize.
Oh wacking day oh wacking day.
May God bestow his grace on thee.
Oh wacking day, oh wacking day our hollowed snake skull cracking day.
We'll brake their backs gouge out their eyes.
Their evil hearts we'll pulverize.
Oh wacking day oh wacking day.
May God bestow his grace on thee.
My fav is when homer breaks his jaw...
While homer and marge are dancing, marge asks homer to say something. Homer says 'i'm horney' but it's muffled. Marge says; I don't know what you said but it was beautiful.
While homer and marge are dancing, marge asks homer to say something. Homer says 'i'm horney' but it's muffled. Marge says; I don't know what you said but it was beautiful.
HOMER singing:
I am smart, I am smart
S.M.R.A.T. S.M.R.A.T.
...um, I mean S.M.A.R.T.
I am smart, I am smart
S.M.R.A.T. S.M.R.A.T.
...um, I mean S.M.A.R.T.
exchange between someone and ralph:
How does it taste ralph?
it tastes like burning
and
bart's christmas comment:
craptacular!
How does it taste ralph?
it tastes like burning
and
bart's christmas comment:
craptacular!
for some reason my fave is ralph and "thats unpossible"
I loved it when OJ said he was off to find the real killer.
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Guest
So you areinterested in distributing Mr. Sparkle in your home prefecture.
When Homer gets a wig and Mr. Burns says, "Who IS that young go getter, Smithers???"
Superint. Chalmers: An aurora borealis!? At this time of day?! At this time of year?! In this part of the country?! Entirely localized within your kitchen??!!
Seymour Skinner: Yes!
Seymour Skinner: Yes!
Homer: (to Moe, after getting trounced in the ring by the champ) Are you an angel?
Moe: No, Homer. Angels don't wear Farah slacks.
Moe: No, Homer. Angels don't wear Farah slacks.