[golgiaparatus]

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around,
then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As
she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart
escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to
see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales
person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, and there
standing next to her is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are
going to **** when you hear the price."

 

[LordOpie]

i can't believe I lol'ed at that

 

[manziman]

lol, not bad.

 

[valve bouncer]

Not bad, definitely a re-teller. Rare in this forum.

 

[Smelly]

that's a good 'un

True related story:
A few summers ago, I was working at a bike shop. One day, I sold a guy a hitch mount rack and was helping him install it. He was middle aged, salt n pepper chest and shoulder hair bursting out of his tank top, wearing shorts made of a sweat pant material. they were pretty short, too. We're both crouched near the mount, he's watching me install the rack so he knows how to take it out in the future. Being totally nonchalant, he rips a big fart. I kinda glanced at him, and without missing a beat he says "It's my birthday".

 

[dh girlie]

that's a good 'un

True related story:
A few summers ago, I was working at a bike shop. One day, I sold a guy a hitch mount rack and was helping him install it. He was middle aged, salt n pepper chest and shoulder hair bursting out of his tank top, wearing shorts made of a sweat pant material. they were pretty short, too. We're both crouched near the mount, he's watching me install the rack so he knows how to take it out in the future. Being totally nonchalant, he rips a big fart. I kinda glanced at him, and without missing a beat he says "It's my birthday".

That was REALLY funny!

 

[rpk1988]

That was REALLY funny!

I must agree.

 

[Konabumm]

not really funny

 

[rpk1988]

not really funny

Have anything better??

 

[golgiaparatus]

...without missing a beat he says "It's my birthday".

LMAO! I'd have lost it.

 

[Smelly]

not really funny

see custom title

 

[dh girlie]

Have anything better??

Just search for his posts on Viagra.

 

[Smelly]

LMAO! I'd have lost it.

i almost did. I had to face away from him really quickly as i said "well happy birthday to you!"

 

[dh girlie]

i almost did. I had to face away from him really quickly as i said "well happy birthday to you!"

That's kinda funny that a person that goes by Smelly is commenting on fart jokes and telling their own fart stories.

 

[rpk1988]

Just search for his posts on Viagra.

Hahaha :nuts:

 

[mack]

I dont get the, its my birthday part. Is this some sort of gay joke? What am i missing.

 

[dhtahoe]

I dont get the, its my birthday part. Is this some sort of gay joke? What am i missing.

You are retarded... :nuts: That was some funny ass **** I's in tears right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mack]

I still dont get it... EXPLAIN! damn.

 

[chicodude]

Meh, That joke is pretty old, but still kinda funny

 

[Smelly]

I still dont get it... EXPLAIN! damn.

no, it's not a gay joke. the dude farted and then said "it's my birthday", as though his birthday gave him a right to rip ass as he watched me install his bike rack.

 

[.:Jeenyus:.]

I still dont get it... EXPLAIN! damn.

"Now class, this is the appropriate time to point and laugh!"


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