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golgiaparatus

golgiaparatus

Out of my element
Aug 30, 2002
7,340
41
Deep in the Jungles of Oklahoma
A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around,
then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As
she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart
escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to
see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales
person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, and there
standing next to her is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are
going to **** when you hear the price."
 
Smelly

Smelly

Turbo Monkey
Jun 17, 2004
1,254
1
out yonder, round bout a hootinany
that's a good 'un

True related story:
A few summers ago, I was working at a bike shop. One day, I sold a guy a hitch mount rack and was helping him install it. He was middle aged, salt n pepper chest and shoulder hair bursting out of his tank top, wearing shorts made of a sweat pant material. they were pretty short, too. We're both crouched near the mount, he's watching me install the rack so he knows how to take it out in the future. Being totally nonchalant, he rips a big fart. I kinda glanced at him, and without missing a beat he says "It's my birthday".
 
dh girlie

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Feb 11, 2002
8,056
0
A state where you never find the dance floor empty
Smelly said:
that's a good 'un

True related story:
A few summers ago, I was working at a bike shop. One day, I sold a guy a hitch mount rack and was helping him install it. He was middle aged, salt n pepper chest and shoulder hair bursting out of his tank top, wearing shorts made of a sweat pant material. they were pretty short, too. We're both crouched near the mount, he's watching me install the rack so he knows how to take it out in the future. Being totally nonchalant, he rips a big fart. I kinda glanced at him, and without missing a beat he says "It's my birthday".
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That was REALLY funny! :D
 
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