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DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
Went snowboarding for the first time this season since I moved to Phoenix and added yet an additional 20lb of fat to my carcass.

Six runs later and I was gassed. Run out of battery, tired to the floor, and my feet/knees were killing me.

I think I might have a vaginal infection brought on by too much weight around the gunt area.
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
21,081
9,791
I have no idea where I am
Went snowboarding for the first time this season since I moved to Phoenix and added yet an additional 20lb of fat to my carcass.

Six runs later and I was gassed. Run out of battery, tired to the floor, and my feet/knees were killing me.

I think I might have a vaginal infection brought on by too much weight around the gunt area.
What is that, like a 5% increase ?

You just need more fiber.
 

4xBoy

Turbo Monkey
Jun 20, 2006
7,016
2,849
Minneapolis
I would say Que up the words smallest violin, but his fat greasy fingers couldn't close far enough to hold it.
 

4xBoy

Turbo Monkey
Jun 20, 2006
7,016
2,849
Minneapolis
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. ~Hunter S. Thompson
 

dante

Unabomber
Feb 13, 2004
8,807
9
looking for classic NE singletrack
Hey, as long as you're as athletic as these guys, the extra pounds shouldn't matter...

Carimi is 6 feet 7 and weighs 327 pounds. Konz and Moffitt are both 6-5; Moffitt weighs 323 pounds, Konz 313.....

...Wisconsin&#8217;s starting offensive linemen can run the 40-yard dash in close to five seconds, thanks to natural athletic talent and intense drills.
 

sstalder5

Turbo Monkey
Aug 20, 2008
1,942
20
Beech Mtn Definitely NOT Boulder
Quit yer bitchin.. theres a guy that has to be at least 80 that goes to the same mountain I go to. Every morning he cruises on up to his reserved handicapped spot, grabs his skis and shreds all day. And you're complaining about six runs.. :rolleyes:
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
I'm back in Reno.

Have you tried Reno sober?
I really don't advise it.