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N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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The Cleft of Venus
Man's Toddler Son Wanders Into Strip Club

A Kansas man was arrested at a Tulsa strip club after police say his toddler son wandered from an unlocked car into the club over the weekend.

Christopher Greg Killion, 31, was arrested Saturday on a complaint of "encouraging a minor child to be in need of supervision." He posted $500 bond and was released from the Tulsa Jail.

The toddler told police that his father told him to stay in the car, and that if he left it, "monsters would eat him," reports indicate.

A manager at the club had called police to report that about 30 minutes after Killion entered the club, a 3- to 4-year-old boy came inside looking for his father.

Officers determined that the boy had been left alone in a car in the strip club's parking lot. The car was unlocked and parked about 20 feet from a four-lane street. It was raining and 45 degrees outside at the time, an officer noted in the police report.
 

S.K.C.

Turbo Monkey
Feb 28, 2005
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Pa. / North Jersey
Officers determined that the boy had been left alone in a car in the strip club's parking lot. The car was unlocked and parked about 20 feet from a four-lane street. It was raining and 45 degrees outside at the time, an officer noted in the police report.
...obviously this guy has no interest in being a father or a husband.

I say beat him down with a brass pole.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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Portland, OR
That kicks ass on so many levels. I can see how that went down...

Mother: "Jim, can you watch Bobby while I go to my mothers house"
Father: "Damn, I was going to do some stuff today"
Mother: "Can't you take him with you?"
Father: "I guess I could."
Mother: "Thanks, hon!"