fecal fiends
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If you were travelling on a plane with someone who was wearing a diaper, no matter the age, you wouldn't bring a spare?
Daughter fail.
Not to excuse the TSA at all.
Daughter fail.
Not to excuse the TSA at all.
Seriously though, that's just tremendous fail on the part of the daughter.
Even if the TSA weren't dicks, you were still going to let mom do the whole flight in a soiled diaper?
Even if the TSA weren't dicks, you were still going to let mom do the whole flight in a soiled diaper?
i'm having a heckuva time figuring you out, but at least we can agree on this point: no matter what laws or bureaucracies are put before us, we should definitely operate within those parameters with an appropriate level of preparedness, and have only ourselves to blame when we run afoul of the law, social compact, or anything in between
Zero to do with any laws or regulations.
If you're travelling somewhere with someone in a diaper, and you're their caregiver, you should have a ****ing spare. Unless you're going to the store to get more diapers...
I have a story goes along with this but its gonna have to wait till I'm not on a work computer. 
only one way to find out!..........
if it involves your 600 pound co worker getting stuck in a airplane toilet...pass...I have a story goes along with this but its gonna have to wait till I'm not on a work computer.
Please, 650 plus, yes, it does involve him, and your shockingly close.
Gather round kids and let uncle Pesqueeb tell you a story.
[coolstorybro]
Not stuck though, you see, hes actually too big to fit in an aircraft lav, which is the point. Because I hesitate to use his actual name, I will refer to him hence forth as Fatty McFat.
So Fatty McFat and I happen to share a birthday, though were separated by 17 years. This past May for his birthday Fatty Mcfat's daughter springs for a trip to London for herself and dad. The fly standby so the trip is dirt cheap (perk of being an airline employee) and loads are light, plenty of open seats. They make it from COS to ORD no issues, but in Chicago things take a turn for the worse. Long story short they get on a United 747-400 to Heathrow, 15 hours, 3 Mechanical failures, a crew time out, and an actual in flight death later, they have only made it as far as Boston/Logan. Now the way Fatty McFat tells the story, and I quote cause I'll never forget it, "I took an extra set of clothes cause I can't fit in the lav and its a 17 hour flight".
Think about that for a minute.
So Fatty McFat is planning on not being able to use the lav on a fvcking international flight, because he's too big. He's planning on being over the Atlantic when he sh1ts/pees himself, except 15 hours into whats supposed to be a 17 hour flight they have only managed to make it as far as Boston, and somethings gotta give. That something happened to be his bladder. Fatty McFat lets loose in his pants and on the seat while sitting on the ramp at Logan waiting for a gate. But its okay, because "I didn't take my pills and I'd been drinking water, so it was clean pee."
FWIW I know for a fact this is not the first time Fatty McFat has used public transit as a urinal, without removing his pants. Somewhere in PDX is a MAX train that his been covered in his pee consisting mostly of a large amount of my homebrew. His chair at work here has also been a victim at least once.
His time in London is only more
worthy.[/coolstorybro]
I've got handfuls of stories about old folks pooping in/all over airplanes. You'd be surprised how common that is. Puke even more so. Hell, we call the flight between here and DIA the "vomit comet" because the flight never gets high enough to get over the turbulence. Summer thunderstorm time is the worst.
I believe the seat cushions can be replaced easily at least on Singapore Airlines they can. The little girl across the row from me had barely stopped chundering before the hostie had the seat cushion out and a replacement in. Was like a pit-stop.
Yea thats true. Thats typically what we do with a puker, seat belts are the same way, quick easy change. But man, this guy would need the whole row replaced, and maybe the carpet.
Naaaaasty...
Somehow I just can't imagine an american airline having quite as good a customer service regime as Singapore Air.
My ex mother in law was/is that way, I never left the house with her in tow unless we had a case of Depends on hand...........
Wow just wow................Please, 650 plus, yes, it does involve him, and your shockingly close.
Gather round kids and let uncle Pesqueeb tell you a story.
[coolstorybro]
Story.........
[/coolstorybro]
I've got handfuls of stories about old folks pooping in/all over airplanes. You'd be surprised how common that is. Puke even more so. Hell, we call the flight between here and DIA the "vomit comet" because the flight never gets high enough to get over the turbulence. Summer thunderstorm time is the worst.
Even the Japanese can't get it quite as good as Singapore gets it.