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Felons you went to High School with...

Sherpa

Basking in fail.
Jan 28, 2004
2,240
0
Arkansaw

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
15,187
1
¡Phoenix!
There was a senior party that I missed because I had to work, but three guys from my class discovered an undercover cop was in attendance so they beat the hell out of him and threw him through a window which killed him.

I think they're still locked up.
 

hokie77

Chimp
Dec 5, 2007
60
0
Virginia
I went to school w/ a kid who threw a paper stand threw the window of the ABC store during a power outage. Someone should have told him about battery backups on security cameras.:busted:

The spoils for such a idiotic plan.....two handles of Henry McKenna:disgust1: Why Henry McKenna?
 

Sherpa

Basking in fail.
Jan 28, 2004
2,240
0
Arkansaw
There was a senior party that I missed because I had to work, but three guys from my class discovered an undercover cop was in attendance so they beat the hell out of him and threw him through a window which killed him.

I think they're still locked up.
Sh!tty party to miss......
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,843
114
Japan
Guy I went to school with got sent away for a pretty nasty murder, something to do with bikie gangs. Since being in jail he has escaped twice and also was responsible for setting a rival gang member on fire in the yard. At school I always got on with him although he was one of the tough kids.

Went to school with another guy who went away for manslaughter for punching some bloke in a pizza parlour who was giving him the sh*ts. Only got a few years because of the aggravating circumstances. Again a bloke I thought was a pretty good guy, was always friendly to me.
 

Hunter

Monkey
Sep 14, 2006
793
0
The Right coast
My old neighbor and childhood friend....

Deputies catch one suspect on '10 Most Wanted' list

Anonymous tips helped lead law enforcement officials to one of Onondaga County’s ten most wanted suspects, the sheriff’s office said today. U.S. marshals found Theodore Cooper Lander, Jr., 33, at a home in Fredericksburg, Va.

Lander was the sixth person listed on Sheriff Kevin Walsh’s “10 Most Wanted” list, which the sheriff’s office released Wednesday.

Sheriff’s investigators received several telephone calls about Lander after the list was made public, deputies said.

Lander is accused of using his contracting business, Lander Enterprises, to steal money from clients, according to the sheriff’s office. He accepted down payments and never completed any of the work he agreed to do, deputies said. He is charged with third-degree grand larceny.

Deputies said Lander also stole construction equipment from J.C. Smith, a rental company in Syracuse.

Lander will undergo extradition proceedings and is expected to return to Onondaga County by the end of March, deputies said.
 

Prettym1k3

Turbo Monkey
Aug 21, 2006
2,864
0
In your pants
A close family friend (went to my high school) was involved with an attempted robbery brought about by a local legend that Drew Barrymore's 3rd cousin or something had pot plants in their back yard. Him and some buddies broke into a house. His buddies bludgeoned this guy almost to death (but certainly to brain damage). He received 1 year and 2 months in county and was released, while the guy who actually did the bludgeoning got over 20 years (he was only 18 years old).

He got released, then got thrown back in for narcotics possession (cocaine). Because this was his second time getting caught, they gave him the maximum (4 years). He should be getting out this May. And sad, but true, this is his second strike.

He was a good kid until his parents got divorced and his dad went off his rocker.
 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
13,430
1,949
Front Range, dude...
I went to the PD Academy with a guy who is now looking at a Federal sentence. Does this count? Him and 2 or 3 other cops thought it would be fun to pound hell out of some yuppies in a bar, and then tell responding cops (Same jurisdicition) "Hey, its okay, we got this..."
Its because of douche nozzels like him that I left civilian law enforcement.
 

BigMike

BrokenbikeMike
Jul 29, 2003
8,931
0
Montgomery county MD
Not High School, but College....

Maybe some of you have heard of Taylor Behl. She was a local college girl who disappeared and made national news in 2005. She was found a month later buried in Matthews county not that far from here.

Her killer, Ben Fawley, was in my department at Virginia Commonweath University. We had many classes together, and I even drove him to the hospital once when he busted his head open. He was a super creepy guy, did some pretty bad things to some people I know, and when they originally arrested him, they didn't have enough on him for Taylor's murder, but they siezed his computers and found enough child pornography to put him away.

When it was all said and done, over a year later, He was indicted for First Degree Murder.


Here is my first thread when I learned about it
Here is another
And Finally....
 

FriedRys

Monkey
May 21, 2007
186
9
On the losing end of a wishbone
1-Jackass steals a Macaw from a pet store, flees police, crosses yellow line, head-on collision, driver of other car killed, vehicular manslaughter.

2-Jackass on several day crack binge, robs bank, leads police on high speed pursuit, outcome predictable.

3-Jackasses aquire handgrenade (no idea how), attempt to sell handgrenade, to undercover police officer, 5 years.

Just a small selection of the idiots I went to school with.
 

maddog17

Turbo Monkey
Jan 20, 2008
2,815
105
Methuen, Mass. U.S.A.
i found out an old teacher of mine is on the Mass. sex offenders list!! and i found out by accident. my sister was telling me of a girl she worked with was dating a guy. well, one of the girls in her office went to look him up on the sex offenders list and he was listed. so we went on so she could show me and i pulled up the city i work in and there he was!! funny to think we always had this feeling about him, and now it's proven.
 

Kanye West

220# bag of hacktastic
Aug 31, 2006
3,740
470
4 geniuses from my high school class hit national news and 2 were on the FBI's most wanted list for some time.

The 4 said geniuses were hosting a house party in one of the nicer suburbs that fed our school district. They had invited a bunch of people from some of the neighboring districts. Everyone there was underage, and I think 2 of the guys were 18 (the rest were 17 at the time). A 16 year old girl from one of the neighboring districts passes out drunk in some bedroom. The 4 aforementioned geniuses went through a series of truly amazing decisions:

-They raped the 16 year old girl while she was passed out.
-They VIDEOTAPED it.
-They all clearly showed their faces on the videotape.
-They showed the videotape off to their other buddies at our school.
-They ran from the FBI, meaning fled the country. This was only 2 of the 4, which were the ones being charged the most.

Two of the guys are already done serving their time or their house arrest (the one guy just wrote some crap on her and the other guy was the one doing the videotaping - now a child pornographer). The two guys doing the worst of it were the ones who fled the country to Eastern Europe somewhere. They were eventually found, extradited, and charged.

Class act.

2 other guys I went to high school with were charged for soliciting sex from underage girls and are now on the sex offenders list. Numerous others are felons of one sort or another for violent crimes and financial crimes (actually a lot are, more than I care to count).
 

Matchew

Monkey
May 26, 2006
511
0
NH / Mass (ugh)
One kid is serving a loong sentence for aggravated assault, attempted murder, felony fleeing and resisting arrest after he stabbed a guy and then got in a pursuit with police. The kid that was driving is doing time too.

At least 2 or 3 kids got busted for selling drugs to undercover cops.

2 kids are in jail for burning down an old, vacant elementary school. The town built a new police station where the school was before it burned down, apparently saved the town a bunch of money and settled the debate about tearing it down. Hows that for irony?

I went to school with these kids and I'm only in my first year of college.
 

offsprung

Monkey
Aug 5, 2007
907
1
Rochester
the kid i walked to school with everyday and his older brother commited double first degree murder on their parents. i walked to school with him that day, he got out early, i had to walk back to his house after school (murders had just happened but hadn't been discovered yet) and pick up my jacket from his kitchen.
 

Sherpa

Basking in fail.
Jan 28, 2004
2,240
0
Arkansaw
the kid i walked to school with everyday and his older brother commited double first degree murder on their parents. i walked to school with him that day, he got out early, i had to walk back to his house after school (murders had just happened but hadn't been discovered yet) and pick up my jacket from his kitchen.
:clapping: Most fvcked up story evar
 

BigMike

BrokenbikeMike
Jul 29, 2003
8,931
0
Montgomery county MD
the kid i walked to school with everyday and his older brother commited double first degree murder on their parents. i walked to school with him that day, he got out early, i had to walk back to his house after school (murders had just happened but hadn't been discovered yet) and pick up my jacket from his kitchen.

Wow, that beats me. Were his parents still dead upstairs when you were in the kitchen?
 

Austin Bike

Turbo Monkey
Jan 26, 2003
1,558
0
Duh, Austin
I have worked with two knife murderers. One has been in my car when we went to lunch together.

I also worked with one person person who was stabbed to death.

And I work in marketing for fortune 100-type companies.
 

blue

boob hater
Jan 24, 2004
10,160
2
california
A kid in my senior class (who was in fact "in charge" of me in our Journalism class) was discovered near the end of the year to have been raping his little sister and some kids he babysat for a few years.

He's in prison now. He has the same first name as me, and his last name is somewhat similar to mine. Sigh.
 

ire

Turbo Monkey
Aug 6, 2007
6,196
4
A guy who graduated with me was abusing one of his kids (probably two years after we graduated) and one of his roommates was going to testify against him about the abuse. He thought he would one up him, tied him, drove him out to a field and executed him. He's sitting on death row in Cali.

Second story, a guy who was a year younger than me was "coming home" from his army base when he hit a semi head on and died. A week later they found out he had murdered his wife and child, stuck them in a closet, and fled. It was apparently a suicide by semi-truck
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,373
0
SF
A kid in my senior class (who was in fact "in charge" of me in our Journalism class) was discovered near the end of the year to have been raping his little sister and some kids he babysat for a few years.

He's in prison now. He has the same first name as me, and his last name is somewhat similar to mine. Sigh.
Has anyone ever gave you a double look after you mentioned your name, Joel Rifkin?
 

Spero

ass rainbow
Jul 12, 2005
2,072
0
Tejas
I spent about half a year living with a high school friend in austin and going to school part time. Needless to say, there was plenty of partying going on and this guy would show up on a regular basis. He was friends with most of the people I knew in Austin and had a nasty taste for about every kind of drug you could imagine. The girl in the article grew up with two of my other best friends. When this happened, I had the whole inside scoop from the A-town kids even though I had moved back to SA a while before. A truly ****ed up situation. I watched part of the trial on court tv for a bit but ended up having to change the channel.
 

ridetoofast

scarred, broken and drunk
Mar 31, 2002
2,095
5
crashing at a trail near you...
senior year at a DoD school on Camp Lejuene Marine Corps base on spring break, a very young teacher and her officer husband were murdered by one of the officers subordinates. the dirtbag was up on charges and used a ruse of just having been in an auto accident near the BOQ and needed to use the phone (call in the accident) to gain entry to the house (pre cell phones). he proceeded to stab the officer in the back with a Kbar. he then proceeded to kill the wife. after that he stole their car which happened to be a stick, couldn't drive it, brought it back, stole their other car. shortly after that had an accident and state trooper responding to the scene figured out it was stolen. he was given the death penalty but the gipper wouldn't sign the execution orders so his sentence was commuted to life in prison at Leavenworth.
the teacher was only in her 2nd or 3rd year so was very young and well liked (related to) by all the students. she coached the basketball and softball teams.
 

J_B

Monkey
Sep 20, 2004
849
0
In My '09 WRX STI
3 guys in my unit raped a girl on Okinawa after I rotated off the Rock. One of the guys and I went out to dinner and we went out and partied on my last night there. He was super nice...or at least to me he was.

I arrested a guy from high school for dope, who just so happened to be an old ex-girlfriend's cousin.

Before I was in patrol, I was assigned to the courthouse, I had to escort an old high school friend up for his judgement and sentencing, which he got 10 years in prison.

While I was putting him in his holding cell and after he stopped crying like a girl, he asked me to let him go free.

I laughed and told to have fun getting butt raped in the pen....
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
A friend of mine got into a fight with his girlfriend in a parking lot of a Wal Mart. She sped off in her car, and he in a rage threw a knife at her and it stuck into the back of her seat. He, jumped in his car and followed her home. She got there a moments before he did and ran inside. As he retrieved his knife from the back seat, her quite large brother came outside with a crow bar ready to kill him.
My friend dodged the crow bar and stabbed the guy.
The guy lived and my friend didnt do any "serious" time, but he does have trouble finding work.
 

Rip

Mr. Excitement
Feb 3, 2002
7,327
1
Over there somewhere.
Two Occasions:

1st: Senior Year in College another Senior in the same appartment get whacked out on drugs and attacks his girlfriend, she runs into the bathroom, he breaks down the door and rapes her.

2nd: A sophmore in one of my history classes is caught trying to arrange to have sex with a 15yo boy by a federal agent.
 

J_B

Monkey
Sep 20, 2004
849
0
In My '09 WRX STI
Oh yeah, another one.

I was booking this tweek into jail and was walking into the booking area and who did I see?

My old high school football coach. He was arrested for beating his wife up and fighting with cops.