Rockofullrs Sea Otter thread and some ads in a print mag have me thinking about MTB fests and stuff. Havent been to one in years (I think since I lived in Alaska...) and have been thinking about attending one. Problem is, I am kind of crowd averse, both at events and on the trail. So recommend me a cool one, if such a thing exists...and in the best Monkey style, I fully appreciate your idiotic, dated and crass commentary...