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Finding Chuck Norris

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  1. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    Go to Google.com

    Type in .. Finding Chuck Norris

    click on.. I'm feeling lucky
     

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  2. 4xBoy

    4xBoy Turbo Monkey

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    Nice!
     
  3. Potroast88

    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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    Pretty funny.
     
  4. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    do the same with: "french military victories"
     
  5. MTBstud12

    MTBstud12 Monkey

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    Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas
     
  6. DirtyDog

    DirtyDog Gang probed by the Golden Banana

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    That is hilarious! I have to save this for ihistory.....
     

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    Wingnut Turbo Monkey

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    I think I broke Google.......

    Or, I'm I dead man because I DID find Chuck Norris......
     
  8. FriedRys

    FriedRys Monkey

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    Am I the only person that hates Chuck Norris? He's a fuggin looney bible-thumper, got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee, as well as the North Vietnamese Army, wears jeans 4 sizes too small, and calls himself "Chuck".

    Chuck Noris can suck my sweaty ballz.
     
  9. clockworked

    clockworked Chimp

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    dead man walking.
     
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    MtnbikeMike Turbo Monkey

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    :rofl: Sweet
     
  11. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    I lol'ed.
     
  12. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    oops, woke mrs manimal up laughing so loud :rofl: good find :thumb:
     
  13. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    He was also so big a pussy that he tandem jumped on George Bush's birthday, down in College Station.

    Now, I'm not saying I'll jump from a plane, but I ain't Chuck Norris either.
     
  14. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Now that was funny
     
  15. FriedRys

    FriedRys Monkey

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    fixed that for ya.
     
  16. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Yes, Bruce kicked Chucks ass IN A MOVIE...now Bruce is dead 25 plus years. So is his kid. Coincidence? Hmmm...

    (Although Chuck has lost me a bit with all his Neo Con Shrub humping.)
     
  17. Damo

    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    Great.
     
  18. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    bruce wanted to be chuck when he grew up
     
  19. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    That was before he grew a under his beard.
     
  20. Poops McDougal

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    Here's the clock we've got hanging in the drafting office -



    It's kind of a long story, but it's Chuck Norris perpetually roundhouse kicking Robert Goulet in the head.
     
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    Great find. I remember seeing Delta Force at the local movies and though it was cool.
     
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    demo 9 Turbo Monkey

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    soooooooooo funny
     
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    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    Dosn't work anymore. "weapons of mass destuction" used to work, as did "the answer to life, the universe, and everything." "miserable failure" brought you a bio of GWB.
     
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    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    Shhh...
    He'll hear you!
     
  26. Poops McDougal

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    I thought I'd post the new and improved "Perpetual Ass-Kicking" clock -