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Finding Chuck Norris

FriedRys

Monkey
May 21, 2007
185
0
On the losing end of a wishbone
Am I the only person that hates Chuck Norris? He's a fuggin looney bible-thumper, got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee, as well as the North Vietnamese Army, wears jeans 4 sizes too small, and calls himself "Chuck".

Chuck Noris can suck my sweaty ballz.
 

clockworked

Chimp
Aug 31, 2007
50
2
AUS
Am I the only person that hates Chuck Norris? He's a fuggin looney bible-thumper, got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee, as well as the North Vietnamese Army, wears jeans 4 sizes too small, and calls himself "Chuck".

Chuck Noris can suck my sweaty ballz.
dead man walking.
 

loco-gringo

Crusading Clamp Monkey
Sep 27, 2006
8,890
6
Deep in the heart of TEXAS
Am I the only person that hates Chuck Norris? He's a fuggin looney bible-thumper, got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee, as well as the North Vietnamese Army, wears jeans 4 sizes too small, and calls himself "Chuck".

Chuck Noris can suck my sweaty ballz.
He was also so big a pussy that he tandem jumped on George Bush's birthday, down in College Station.

Now, I'm not saying I'll jump from a plane, but I ain't Chuck Norris either.
 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
12,647
664
Front Range, dude...
Yes, Bruce kicked Chucks ass IN A MOVIE...now Bruce is dead 25 plus years. So is his kid. Coincidence? Hmmm...

(Although Chuck has lost me a bit with all his Neo Con Shrub humping.)
 

hooples3

Fuggetaboutit!
Mar 14, 2005
5,247
0
Brooklyn
Yes, Bruce kicked Chucks ass IN A MOVIE...now Bruce is dead 25 plus years. So is his kid. Coincidence? Hmmm...

(Although Chuck has lost me a bit with all his Neo Con Shrub humping.)
bruce wanted to be chuck when he grew up
 

HAB

Chelsea from Seattle
Apr 28, 2007
10,614
923
Seattle
do the same with: "french military victories"
Dosn't work anymore. "weapons of mass destuction" used to work, as did "the answer to life, the universe, and everything." "miserable failure" brought you a bio of GWB.