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First came Jesus now it's Satan's turn!!

oly

skin cooker for the hive
Dec 6, 2001
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Witness relocation housing
"Owner Bryan Dora now says he sees Satan's face on the critter's shell. He can spot lips, eyes, a goatee, shoulders and a pair of pointy horns on Lucky's back."

So why does satan always have a goatee? I'd think be completley bald from the fires of hell burning off all his hair......
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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oly said:
"Owner Bryan Dora now says he sees Satan's face on the critter's shell. He can spot lips, eyes, a goatee, shoulders and a pair of pointy horns on Lucky's back."

So why does satan always have a goatee? I'd think be completley bald from the fires of hell burning off all his hair......
Not if your goatee was a facial wig braided from the intestines of a thousand children...