I was ready to get my swerve on when my lady friend went into the can.
I am thinking about the game plan, invite her to sit next to me, turn down the lights,... when I hear the toilet flush.
Ok, she had to poop. Its natural.
Flush again. OMG, what a load she must have dropped.
Two quick flushes in a row. WTF did she do it then.
A minute of rustling and I hear the final flush.
I realize it must have been a clogged toilet. When she came out, she apologized and blamed the old plumbing.
I just headed to the door and the night came to a quick end.
I am thinking about the game plan, invite her to sit next to me, turn down the lights,... when I hear the toilet flush.
Ok, she had to poop. Its natural.
Flush again. OMG, what a load she must have dropped.
Two quick flushes in a row. WTF did she do it then.
A minute of rustling and I hear the final flush.
I realize it must have been a clogged toilet. When she came out, she apologized and blamed the old plumbing.
I just headed to the door and the night came to a quick end.