this mild mannered human only appears to be just another friendly mountain biker. But he has secrets. Deep, unhuman secrets that come out at night.
Sensing danger, he focuses his intense laser eye beams down the trail, vaporizing all those that dare cross his path.
Its impossible to escape his fury. He can even bend his laser beams around corners, using his heat-seeker laser abilities.
Now you got him pissed. Flaming energy balls exploding towards his target, with his crotch rocket laser beam still providing a steady stream of death.
But weve found his weakness Ice Cream. We tease him with it, letting him get close but never quite able to put his hands on it. His frustration is too much and he simply bursts into flame.
Sensing danger, he focuses his intense laser eye beams down the trail, vaporizing all those that dare cross his path.
Its impossible to escape his fury. He can even bend his laser beams around corners, using his heat-seeker laser abilities.
Now you got him pissed. Flaming energy balls exploding towards his target, with his crotch rocket laser beam still providing a steady stream of death.
But weve found his weakness Ice Cream. We tease him with it, letting him get close but never quite able to put his hands on it. His frustration is too much and he simply bursts into flame.
