[DNA]

in case you want to listen.

http://espnradio.espn.go.com/espnradio/index

 

[sanjuro]

denial denial denial

 

[BurlyShirley]

denial is not just a river in africa.

 

[mud'n'sweat]

I guess it's already off. What did he have to say?

 

[sanjuro]

still on for me...

 

[mud'n'sweat]

Wierd, not working for me. Oh well.

 

[DNA]

It's over. He didn't say much of anything.

 

[MtnBikerChk]

He was on the Today show this am. I was NOT impressed

 

[sanjuro]

The problem is:

if you are lying, you have to sound truthful.
if you are honest, what could say that doesn't make you sound like a liar?

 

[Cant Climb]

The problem is:

if you are lying, you have to sound truthful.
if you are honest, what could say that doesn't make you sound like a liar?

I agree.
He's screwed not matter what.

 

[jonKranked]

if you have a name like Floyd, who's going to trust you in the first place?

 

[urbaindk]

if you have a name like Floyd, who's going to trust you in the first place?

I don't know, he looks pretty trustible.

 

[jonKranked]

he also looks like he would touch little boys in a non-approriate way.

 

[llkoolkeg]

I don't know, he looks pretty trustible.

Did you ever here that bit on the Howard Stern Show where they parodied Andy Griffith by having Barney and the gang search for a missing Opie only to have him turn up in a gimpesque dungeon hidden underneath Floyd's barber shop? SO wrong, it was...

 

[urbaindk]

...only to have him turn up in a gimpesque dungeon hidden underneath Floyd's barber shop? SO wrong, it was...

That ain't right.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Pink Floyd?

 

[sanjuro]

I agree.
He's screwed not matter what.

My problem is there is the drug test, and now the dispute if the drug test is legitmate or not.

If the drug test is not legitimate, how can we trust any sporting event?

 

[jimmydean]

I wanted to believe him, but both samples popped AND it's showing as synthetic. If he can beat it, then that's great. But if the tested were altered, then they need a whole new system.

 

[Cant Climb]

My problem is there is the drug test, and now the dispute if the drug test is legitmate or not.

If the drug test is not legitimate, how can we trust any sporting event?

Now-a-days in sport (any sport) you never know when you are seeing true greatness.....except maybe something like curling.

 

[Silver]

Now-a-days in sport (any sport) you never know when you are seeing true greatness.....except maybe something like curling.

I'd hazard a guess that darts is pretty clean...

 

[reflux]

I'd hazard a guess that darts is pretty clean...

spiked beer?

 

[Silver]

spiked beer?

Actually, maybe beta blockers, to calm the nerves?

Better get WADA on that right away...

 

[jimmydean]

I'd hazard a guess that darts is pretty clean...

I rank darts on the same level as poker, I would not call either a "sport" even if there is a level of skill involved in both.

 

[urbaindk]

I rank darts on the same level as poker, I would not call either a "sport" even if there is a level of skill involved in both.

How about lawn darts? Where would you rank that?

 

[BurlyShirley]

How about lawn darts? Where would you rank that?

Funny story:
One of my best friends is the guy that threw the lawn dart that went into another kids' head and got them illegalized.

 

[Silver]

I rank darts on the same level as poker, I would not call either a "sport" even if there is a level of skill involved in both.

It's more like golf.

Poker's a little more like chess. My rule of thumb is that anything that Stephen Hawking can play isn't a sport...

 

[Silver]

Funny story:
One of my best friends is the guy that threw the lawn dart that went into another kids' head and got them illegalized.

So that's how you got that scar!

 

[BurlyShirley]

It's more like golf.

Poker's a little more like chess. My rule of thumb is that anything that Stephen Hawking can play isn't a sport...

So competitive drooling is out?

 

[llkoolkeg]

Actually, maybe beta blockers, to calm the nerves?

Better get WADA on that right away...

If your WADA is the Washington Area Darts Association, I used to be a member. I threw for a team based out of Grevey's Sports Bar near Falls Church/Merrifield, VA known as "The Bullhitters". Needless to say, we hit on considerably more "Bs" than "Bulls" both before and during match play. :looney:

 

[Silver]

So competitive drooling is out?

Sounds like an X Games candidate to me. That'll give Pastrana something to do when he's 60. His mom will probably still be there fussing over him, making sure he doesn't get too wet...

 

[Hawkeye]

So competitive drooling is out?

Why do you ask? Are you trying to get your buddies lawn dart (or should I say Jart) victim a sport to participate in?

By the way I saw Urlacher Satuday night he was smashed and stumbling all over Stone Lotus. Last time I saw him like that he pulled a hammy.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Why do you ask? Are you trying to get your buddies lawn dart (or should I say Jart) victim a sport to participate in?

By the way I saw Urlacher Satuday night he was smashed and stumbling all over Stone Lotus. Last time I saw him like that he pulled a hammy.

The man drinks and bangs strippers liek chuck norris...er..at least when Chuck norris was stripping.

Urlacher going for consecutive DPOTY.

 

[Hawkeye]

The man drinks and bangs strippers liek chuck norris...er..at least when Chuck norris was stripping.

Urlacher going for consecutive DPOTY.

We can only hope.

He is having a boat load of trouble in Will county family court. He banged a professional golddigger and got her pregnant now he spends hours trying to get custody.

And when I say professional I mean it. Kayne West wrote the song about her.

She is the one who sued Lord of the dance Michael Flatley saying he raped her.

 

[BurlyShirley]

We can only hope.

He is having a boat load of trouble in Will county family court. He banged a professional golddigger and got her pregnant now he spends hours trying to get custody.

And when I say professional I mean it. Kayne West wrote the song about her.

She is the one who sued Lord of the dance Michael Flatley saying he raped her.

Yeah, I know all about it. I even posted a thread on the topic here. Sad part, she's not even all that hot

 

[biggins]

My problem is there is the drug test, and now the dispute if the drug test is legitmate or not.

If the drug test is not legitimate, how can we trust any sporting event?

you cant.......if they are paid shlt tons of money you cant trust em