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F'n speaker phones....

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laura said:
I took take anything for PMS. I don't see any need to treat it. I enjoy being a bitch. besides, simply looking at the package for midol pisses me off. Why don't they just cover it with butterflies and cuddly animals for christ's sake.
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hahaha - well - they make douches seem heavenly too, so I wouldn't expect any less. I wonder how dumb these marketing folks really are.
 
stinkyboy

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brungeman said:
stinky, this can work to our benefit. follow me on this,

Step 1. loco complains to management.
Step 2. loco gets fired for being "that employee" and not a "team player"
Step 3. loco cant pay internet bill because he lost said job.

result? NO MORE BITCHING BY loco!
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I've been so short sighted!

"That weird new guy was whining that we should get quieter phones. Maybe we should just cut our losses and get rid of him..."
 
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stinkyboy said:
I've been so short sighted!

"That weird new guy was whining that we should get quieter phones. Maybe we should just cut out losses and get rid of him..."
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It's not the bosses on the phones, needle dick. :nonono:
 
Echo

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Obvious solution:

Step 1: whenever they are using speakerphone, make sure you are making a lot of noise so it ruins their ability to have the conversation.

Step 2: stop posting every damn inane thought that pops into your brain.
 
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Echo said:
Obvious solution:

Step 1: whenever they are using speakerphone, make sure you are making a lot of noise so it ruins their ability to have the conversation.

Step 2: stop posting every damn inane thought that pops into your brain.
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It's funny how my gripes that are legitimate to me bother you, but I don't say sh*t when your complaints seem stupid to me.

Step 1: grow up.
 
Echo

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crooked smile
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loco said:
It's funny how my gripes that are legitimate to me bother you, but I don't say sh*t when your complaints seem stupid to me.

Step 1: grow up.
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Step 1: don't take everything so god damn seriously.

My suggestions are both excellent.
 
dhbuilder

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real men don't work in cubes.
that's why women are now in the workplace, to fill cubes and listen to abba.

i'd guess you wear a tie and drive an automatic tranmission too.
 
H8R

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dhbuilder said:
real men don't work in cubes.
that's why women are now in the workplace, to fill cubes and listen to abba.

i'd guess you wear a tie and drive an automatic tranmission too.
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Nice.


Go date rape someone, frat boy.
 
dhbuilder

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nothin worse than some pastey faced office worker/sheep cryin about his job.
 
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yeah,
but i don't march to the beat of drummer that all the office working masses follow.

abba and speaker phones.

enjoy.
 
stinkyboy

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dhbuilder said:
yeah,
but i don't march to the beat of drummer that all the office working masses follow.

abba and speaker phones.

enjoy.
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You're like a lone wolf! That's so cool! Do you have a tribal tattoo?
 
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dhbuilder said:
real men don't work in cubes.
that's why women are now in the workplace, to fill cubes and listen to abba.

i'd guess you wear a tie and drive an automatic tranmission too.
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Pretty sure my resume is a bit more diverse than yours, but I don't really owe you an explanation so go post in the pre-teen thread.
 
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