For once I agree with an Evangelical Christian
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Does he know Beck is a Moron... I mean Mormon?
I see what you did there.
Yes I am very clever and subtle. Thank you.
Been on a few dates with chick whom I am finding out is a very serious Christian. I have given her no reason to believe that I am anything else other than a bound for hell free thinking heathen and doesn't seem bothered by it. I wonder how she will react when I order the aborted crack baby rib roast at dinner tomorrow?
Westy, I have been down that road before multiple times. Turn around. Please.
There's a handful of possible scenarios for you:
1. She doesn't seem to mind because she sees you as lost soul that she must (and can) save
2. She's in the process of figuring out "free thinking" and abandoning here faith, which produces two more possible outcomes:
(a) sex will constantly be followed by guilt and weeping
(b) she will go bi-polar on you
not to rant or anything....
PIIHB.
Having been there myself, this is very, very, true. Run. Run like the wind.Westy, I have been down that road before multiple times. Turn around. Please.
There's a handful of possible scenarios for you:
1. She doesn't seem to mind because she sees you as lost soul that she must (and can) save
2. She's in the process of figuring out "free thinking" and abandoning here faith, which produces two more possible outcomes:
(a) sex will constantly be followed by guilt and weeping
(b) she will go bi-polar on you
not to rant or anything....
And based on the "suggested products", you should wear protection.
That's life when you're the bigger brother of Lex Steele.
I'll just change my username to gdiggler
My sister is a totally bitchin Christian woman. You could hang out with her for a long time and never even know her religious beliefs. And even once you get to know her good enough, her jesus-y-ness is nice, refreshing, uplifting and action oriented (vs. that non active sitting on a pew kind of thing). However, if you want to get in her panties you better have a ****ing church and be a man of god. She's awesome as **** if you aren't trying to **** her.
What a bitch.
Does your sister live in Virginia?
I'm pretty much just going to lay it out there and tell her I am a devout orthodox pagan and see if it is a problem.
I have a church and I am a man of god. My church is singletrack and my messiah is a blue Turner Flux.
She's going for the flirt convert. resist
Um, OK, good dog.
Jim Wallis is the man, I wouldn't lump him in with other "evangelicals", he's a bit too middle of the road for that crowd. "Evangelicals" from my experience tend to be very (or mostly) right leaning, think more Rick Warren as your "typical" modern evangelical.
So I guess Mr. Beck thinks Jesus was a communist...........
Westy, I have been down that road before multiple times. Turn around. Please.
There's a handful of possible scenarios for you:
1. She doesn't seem to mind because she sees you as lost soul that she must (and can) save
2. She's in the process of figuring out "free thinking" and abandoning here faith, which produces two more possible outcomes:
(a) sex will constantly be followed by guilt and weeping
(b) she will go bi-polar on you
not to rant or anything....
Go ahead and give her the "backslider", it's not like you're trying to despoil a muslim extremist with brothers that have homicidal homosexual tendencies. If it doesn't work out, in her mind it's all an act of providence anyways...
Westy's hook up life is obviously more exciting than Glenn Beck, it's good to see Monkies have good priorities.
Westy's hook up life is obviously more exciting than Glenn Beck, it's good to see Monkies have good priorities.
Texas, and good luck with that.
Oh ****, you're totally right. My bad.
No problem. Common mistake.
Of course it didn't work. She had previously asked a mutual friend friend about me. The friend, who doesn't know me very well, told her I was a good christian boy. It seems that if you are a good person you must be christian. She was pretty upset when I told her I was a hell-bound godless heathen.
Can you be bound for somewhere you feel doesn't exist? That's an interesting journey.
You've obviously never been to Barstow.
There are different levels of Hell. Gary Indiana is the center.
Word up. I have only driven through and I think that Amarillo TX may be the only competition that it has going for worst place ever.
Oh, an old fashioned Primus reference. +rep