For pau11y, the funniest thing on rm currently.
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biggins said:
That boy is insightful. And a right good skiier, from the sounds of it.
-S.S.-
Hmm... wtf is the bean?biggins said:
Are we talking about the driver of the canoe?
The Bean = Boy in the boat, or as you put it, the driver of the canoe.golgiaparatus said:
If another referrence is needed, check the movie Dogma -> What does Jay claim he is?
OMG... you know "flick the bean like it was a broken light switch".
LOL!!! "The Bean"
Is there a resemblance or something?
Is there a resemblance or something?
This thread is hysterical!
Yeah, but it's not like I'll sit there for any duration flippin' a broken light switch back and forth... but never get tired flippin' the "Bean" back and forth forth.dhtahoe said:
TOO MANY METAPHORS!!!!
DONT KNOW IF I CAN TAKE IT!!!!
DONT KNOW IF I CAN TAKE IT!!!!
this thread is awesome.
llkoolkeg said:LOL!!! "The Bean"
Is there a resemblance or something?
You should look some time and get back to us.........(Of course, most of us already know.......
)-S.S.-
I still think it's laced w/ something. Maybe in a different spectrum of light, it's sending out something resembling Poison Ivy's kiss from Batman? All of her victims brains turned mushy after a whiff of that pink air.
Sorry...the nug has already been taken by another of my fa-vo-rite things.
ahhhh yes...the magic bean.
You WILL serve the "Bean"!!
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YIKES! Angry Bean!
Visual: a set of shark's teeth and eyes painted on it like a jet fighter!
Visual: a set of shark's teeth and eyes painted on it like a jet fighter!
Well, as much as I love the K...Fathead said:
I'd ditch it all for the nookie
C'mon
I said the nookie
C'mon
So you can take that nuggie
And stick it up your azz!
Stick it up your azz!
Stick it up your azz!
:devil:
moderation....
That's the beauty you don't have to drop one for the other. I personally don't toke it but just because I don't enjoy it
I know that sounds crazy to some of you...
That's the beauty you don't have to drop one for the other. I personally don't toke it but just because I don't enjoy it
I know that sounds crazy to some of you...
Nah, puffin' buds make me feel all dumb and slow. I used to smoke a bunch, but then I stopped and noticed how much it slowed me down and made me lethargic. Then I kinda went the other way and became a caffeine junkie. My grades started to suffer so I did some research on what caffeine did to your brain (in short, it cuts off a good percentage of oxygen flow to your brain). Now I've quit that too. Hell, I don't even drink much now, maybe a beer or two a week.
But, I can't lay off the Bean! Every time I see one, I want it. Maybe I'm just becoming a dirty old man
But, I can't lay off the Bean! Every time I see one, I want it. Maybe I'm just becoming a dirty old man
yeah thats probably why you dont toke on the bean either.... :devil:punkassean said:moderation....
That's the beauty you don't have to drop one for the other. I personally don't toke it but just because I don't enjoy it
i was officially a dirty ol man when i was like 20, ive been perfecting the art for 9 years now.Pau11y said:Nah, puffin' buds make me feel all dumb and slow. I used to smoke a bunch, but then I stopped and noticed how much it slowed me down and made me lethargic. Then I kinda went the other way and became a caffeine junkie. My grades started to suffer so I did some research on what caffeine did to your brain (in short, it cuts off a good percentage of oxygen flow to your brain). Now I've quit that too. Hell, I don't even drink much now, maybe a beer or two a week.
But, I can't lay off the Bean! Every time I see one, I want it. Maybe I'm just becoming a dirty old man
I remember reading another thread about an apricot muffin vs. a day-old roast beef sando w/ too much mayo...
Definitely the apricot muffin! Maybe one w/ a maraschino cherry on the top...mmmm
Definitely the apricot muffin! Maybe one w/ a maraschino cherry on the top...mmmm
And to think I believed things could never get too perverted here for me! I'm actually feeling nauseated...but nothing a couple nugs can't cure!
Amo La frijole! :heart:biggins said:
Hail hail to the dirty old men!biggins said:
Oh that was just NASTY! Such a horrific mental image.Pau11y said:I remember reading another thread about an apricot muffin vs. a day-old roast beef sando w/ too much mayo...
Definitely the apricot muffin! Maybe one w/ a maraschino cherry on the top...mmmm
Yeah, I think it was one of your threads I read that thing on the sando and the muffin...something about 'what's a hood?' or hardware on the Bean? That was a rib buster of a thread if I remember correctly. Some dude couldn't for his life figure out what a hood was...dh girlie said:Oh that was just NASTY! Such a horrific mental image.
Oh yeah ....dh girlie said:Oh that was just NASTY! Such a horrific mental image.
Q: Why should one not kiss the bean first thing in the morning?
A: Ever try pulling a grill cheese sandwich apart?
[all in good humor ya know]
Pau11y said:Nah, puffin' buds make me feel all dumb and slow. I used to smoke a bunch, but then I stopped and noticed how much it slowed me down and made me lethargic. Then I kinda went the other way and became a caffeine junkie. My grades started to suffer so I did some research on what caffeine did to your brain (in short, it cuts off a good percentage of oxygen flow to your brain). Now I've quit that too. Hell, I don't even drink much now, maybe a beer or two a week.
But, I can't lay off the Bean! Every time I see one, I want it. Maybe I'm just becoming a dirty old man
You look like you just got a big'ol wiff of the "bean" in your Avatar.
Nah, that'd be the grilled cheese.-BB- said:
someday my son someday....
ushhuh. nobody likes stinky bean.-BB- said:
No it was Bigmike or mmikes thread about his friend piercing her 'bean hood' and I was being a smartass asking if all 'beans' were alike and someone used that colorful analogy of the day old roast beast sammich with rancid mayo and the warm apricot muffin...blech! Last time I be a smart ass in a thread about 'beans'!Pau11y said: