[stevew]

little known facts

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

 

[DRB]

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

There are better ones.

This link is excellent. Absolutely excellent.

 

[motomike]

Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and **** on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.

my personal favorite

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

That is hilarious stuff

 

[Konabumm]

 

[airwalkrob]

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

 

[bballboy388]

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

haha

 

[DRB]

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

 

[DRB]

Each individual hair in Chuck Norrises beard spends 2 hours a week using a Bowflex.

 

[Tenchiro]

Reminds me of the Vin Diesel facts

 

[OGRipper]

HAhahaha, I love this kind of stuff! Reminds me of REAL ULTIMATE POWER, the official ninja website:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

"I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town."

 

[golgiaparatus]

Chuck norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "BOOYA".

 

[biker3]

Dear Friends:

I was lying in bed a couple of months ago and I started reflecting back to my Martial Arts career as a fighter. I remembered back to 1974, when I decided to retire after six years as the undefeated World Middleweight Karate Champion. I thought that I could defend my title again in 1975 at the age of 35 and win my seventh consecutive year, but then again I could probably lose, so I decided to retire as an undefeated champion. To this day I am considered one of the top fighters of all time. If I had fought and lost, that may not have been the case.

Then I began thinking about Walker, Texas Ranger. Fortunately, Walker has been a top rated series for eight years and I thought it could probably have a successful ninth season, but then again maybe not. Anyway that is the reason I am ending Walker, Texas Ranger. I want the series to end as a winner. I know the let down of Walker being over will be very emotionally hard on me, just as it did when I retired as a fighter, but I did not stop doing my Martial Arts when I retired and I will not stop acting when Walker is over. I hope whenever my acting career goes that I will still have your support! As I have always believed, "When one door closes, a bigger one opens."

God Bless you.

Sincerely your friend,

Chuck Norris

That is straight from www.Chucknorris.com, I advise you all to check it out ASAP.

 

[Zack]

I can't believe I don't see more people wearing these.

 

[konabiker]

I can't believe I don't see more people wearing these.

I will own one of those.

 

[DRB]

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fvck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

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