[$tinkle]

you'll have to put your twaddling on hold, according to Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini

mind you, it only prohibits "deliberate masturbation" to the point of spilling seed.

maybe we infidels should have a wank-a-thon to show support?

 

[Secret Squirrel]

LOL!! Only jockeys are allowed to bet on horse races!!??!

GO USA!

 

[Munster]

"Every Sperm is Sacred"

 

[Old Man G Funk]

"Every Sperm is Sacred"

Sperm is alive, so pro-life....

 

[Transcend]

Breaking fast? Wow, so that's how they clean it up over there, huh?

 

[Changleen]

Ynet: Reason #456 why people hate Israel.

 

[$tinkle]

Ynet: Reason #456 why people hate Israel.

i'll give up ynet if you can give up masterbation

the imam tells you how

 

[dante]

"Every Sperm is Sacred"

Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
in your neighborhood....

 

[Secret Squirrel]

A friend in need is a friend in deed,
A friend with weed is better....

 

[skinny mike]

so what is unintentional masturbation?

 

[Changleen]

so what is unintentional masturbation?

Riding in the back of a old Diesel bus with books on your lap.

 

[Old Man G Funk]

so what is unintentional masturbation?

The spin cycle (only really works for women I think.)

Oh, and women like the rumble strips on highways I hear.

 

[MudGrrl]

The spin cycle (only really works for women I think.)

Oh, and women like the rumble strips on highways I hear.

HEY!

 

[Westy]

The spin cycle (only really works for women I think.)

Oh, and women like the rumble strips on highways I hear.

Is that why they can't drive between the lines?

 

[noname]

The spin cycle (only really works for women I think.)

Oh, and women like the rumble strips on highways I hear.

don't forget, leaning a little foward on the motorcycle seat..........

 

[DaveW]

i'll give up ynet if you can give up masterbation

the imam tells you how

Maybe it's just me, but I found the hysterical coments at the end of this Ybothernet story pretty funny.
The group of youths that signed a letter two weeks ago refusing to “be soldiers of the occupation” hung banners saying the same from Tel Aviv highway bridges Thursday.

Go the hatred diatribe!