[MMike]

My daughter LOVES bacon.

We have a bacon song, and a bacon dance.

I made her. so you can't hate me.

 

[Dartman]

We demand a paternity test.

 

[Da Peach]

What are the words to the bacon song?

If there are vegetarians here, they likely hate you even more. That acrid, venomous kind of hate too.

I could go for some bacon right about now...

 

[MMike]

What are the words to the bacon song?

If there are vegetarians here, they likely hate you even more. That acrid, venomous kind of hate too.

I could go for some bacon right about now...

It has the same tune as the conga song

"Bacon bacon ba-CON!" over and over. Then she says "Mmmm bacon".

 

[MudGrrl]

If there are vegetarians here, they likely hate you even more. That acrid, venomous kind of hate too.

I'm a vegetarian.


I don't hate him.

Matter of fact, I think I'll sing the bacon song in my office.

 

[narlus]

yeah, sounds ok on the surface, but there may be a qualifier...

are you talking about canadian bacon?

'cause that's just ham, really.

 

[MMike]

yeah, sounds ok on the surface, but there may be a qualifier...

are you talking about canadian bacon?

'cause that's just ham, really.

I'd never heard of canadian bacon unitl I went to the US..

Bacon is bacon.

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip>
Bacon is bacon.

:nonono: :nonono: :nonono:

This will not help your cause. The hate has lessened, but is not gone.

 

[brungeman]

I'd never heard of canadian bacon unitl I went to the US..

Bacon is bacon.

BULLSH!T... WE IN THE STATES HAVE BACON you in Canadia have ham that you call bacon. We in the states look up at you and say OK if you want to call it Bacon we will let you live your fantasy and we will qualify it by saying CANADIAN BACON! :mumble:

again your bacon is just ham!:mumble:

as a matter of fact the attempt at you schmoooozing up to others by using a weakness like bacon and a young child is proof of the need for more MMike hate!:redhot:

 

[TreeSaw]

I believe you'll need to post a picture of said daughter

 

[MMike]

I believe you'll need to post a picture of said daughter

Pic's a couple of months old

 

[TreeSaw]

Pic's a couple of months old

I approve She's a cutie!!!

 

[MMike]

I assure you, we call bacon, bacon. And ham is ham. Americans call ham Canadian bacon, even though canadians call it ham.

BULLSH!T... WE IN THE STATES HAVE BACON you in Canadia have ham that you call bacon. We in the states look up at you and say OK if you want to call it Bacon we will let you live your fantasy and we will qualify it by saying CANADIAN BACON! :mumble:

again your bacon is just ham!:mumble:

as a matter of fact the attempt at you schmoooozing up to others by using a weakness like bacon and a young child is proof of the need for more MMike hate!:redhot:

 

[SkaredShtles]

I approve She's a cutie!!!

Well duh. All little kids are cute. Even ones that are the spawn of something evil.................

 

[narlus]

how about 'gammon steak'?

 

[syadasti]

One thing though, poutine is poutine.

They aren't disco fries or whatever else people call them in diners in the states...

 

[MMike]

I approve She's a cutie!!!

Thanks! We like her.....

 

[brungeman]

I approve She's a cutie!!!

dont buy in to his nonsense, he poached that pic off one of those sick internet sites he should get in trouble for surfing on!

 

[RhinofromWA]

Pic's a couple of months old

Wow MMike, she is growing up fast!

She looks like she is going to be trouble to dear old dady.

 

[kidwoo]

how about 'gammon steak'?

...had to re-read that.....

Thought you said "Gannon steak". Which is something entirely different in a wholesome, family values, white house press corps kind of way.

 

[Fool]

i have the bacon song stuck in my head now.

 

[Westy]

So you use your young daughter to help sway public opinion in your favor? What a sack of crap.

 

[stinkyboy]

So you use your young daughter to help sway public opinion in your favor? What a sack of crap.

Hey SS: BJP was not a cute kid:

 

[N8 v2.0]

For those who hate me: This may change your mind

Lemme check.

ummm.... nope. Still hate you.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Hey SS: BJP was not a cute kid:

His head was big and green? Weird.............

 

[brungeman]

So you use your young daughter to help sway public opinion in your favor? What a sack of crap.

thats what I said!

SEE below!

as a matter of fact the attempt at you schmoooozing up to others by using a weakness like bacon and a young child is proof of the need for more MMike hate!:redhot:

 

[JRB]

Your daughter is adorable. I still wish you would toss a triple gainer into that pool.

 

[MMike]

Wow MMike, she is growing up fast!

She looks like she is going to be trouble to dear old dady.

Yep....she's got me right where she wants me.....

 

[splat]

I still wish you would toss a triple gainer into that pool.

I think you should go up there give mmike a :nuts: then show him the proper way to do a triple gainer

 

[Westy]

I think you should go up there give mmike a :nuts: then show him the proper way to do a triple gainer

I think Loco should keep repeating the only good joke he has ever come up with. People never get tired of that kind of stuff, kind of like where's the beef or talk to the hand. You can just hear it again and again, it never gets old.

 

[narlus]

I think Loco should keep repeating the only good joke he has ever come up with. People never get tired of that kind of stuff, kind of like where's the beef or talk to the hand. You can just hear it again and again, it never gets old.

GIT R DUN !111@@!!!!

 

[JRB]

GIT R DUN !111@@!!!!

I hate that.

 

[narlus]

me too.

hence the dead guy.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I hate that.

What is it?