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binary visions

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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"Sweetie, it's just going to be hell to be away from you, locked in a box with 7 beautiful, skimpily clad girls for a week. But think of the tsunami victims. I need to do this for them...



...say, have you seen my Viagra samples?"
 
Toshi

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
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i wonder if showgirls' outfits stink after 7 days of not changing... :dead:
 
binary visions

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,145
1,237
NC
Toshi said:
i wonder if showgirls' outfits stink after 7 days of not changing... :dead:
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Why would they? There's not enough material to absorb any sweat or anything.

I'd be more worried about his outfit.

What happens if one of them farts? Additionally, what happens if all of them fart?
 
Barbaton

Barbaton

Turbo Monkey
May 11, 2002
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suburban hell
clancy98 said:
when, exactly, did magicians stop doing actual "magic"?
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in the words of the inimitable Mr. Rock on Mr. Blaine:

<chris_rock_voice>

"Have we gotten so dumb, that we fall for a trickless magician?"

</chris_rock_voice>
 
dexter

dexter

Turbo Monkey
Sep 23, 2001
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he will have to **** girls dont poop it does not happen it turns into make up and flows out of there pores and makes them pretty, my buddy wrote a 5 page paper on this for english 101 and got an a from our lesbian ass teahcer
 
H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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dexter said:
...my buddy wrote a 5 page paper on this for english 101 and got an a from our lesbian ass teahcer
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Who failed to teach you a goddamn thing about spelling and grammar. :devil: :p :eviltongu
 
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