[N8 v2.0]

Meet Jack Bauer from Fox's show "24."

http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty



Fact:
Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

Fact:
If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

 

[RideND]

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

 

[Jeremy R]

Maybe it is because I watch 24, but some of those were hilarious.

Jack Bauer won at Connect Four in three moves.

 

[RideND]

Jack Bauer got Helen Keller to talk. Haha.

 

[N8 v2.0]

Fact:
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

 

[chicodude]

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's ****ing beef.

Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

 

[N8 v2.0]

 

[.:Jeenyus:.]

It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.

Bwahahahaha.

That stuff is gold.