Found out a very close friend is getting married.

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  1. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    Her mom was over at my parents for a big Holiday dinner and she mentioned how he daughter just got engaged.

    Well the odd thing (to me) was the my Aunt alluded to the fact that she's going to be having sex for the first time on her Honeymoon. It was weird enough to hear my Aunt talk about sex but it was even weirder to think my cousin would be doing it for the first time at 25.

    :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

    I could not have imagined only humping one chick in my life.

    Aside from that does this still happen and does it happen more than I realize??
     
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  2. firemandivi

    firemandivi They drank my Tooters

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    The "Mom" is saying that her daughter is 25 and hasn't had sex yet, not the daughter. Ask the daughter and I bet you get a different answer.
     
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  3. Zark

    Zark Hey little girl, do you want some candy?

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    Ask the daughter when Mom's not around though, it might be a bit akward:busted:
     
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  4. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    They're real into the whole Christian fundamentalism thing and I could totally see her daughter not having had sex till marriage. But while I could see it I guess I would have just assumed that she would have had it since nobody really follows Christianity that well.

    Guess I was mistaken...
     
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  5. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    Or, insist on a close personal physical examination to determine the truth yourself...
     
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    bluebug32 Asshat

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    He's not in the deep south
     
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  7. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    Ok well lets just say that her mom was telling the truth.

    I don't so much care about the truth of the story just that fact that it could happen.
     
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  8. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    We're not related by blood or marriage. Our families have been very close since we were all born.
     
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  9. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    Damn, just read the close personal friend part and skipped the cousin part..my bad.
     
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  10. firemandivi

    firemandivi They drank my Tooters

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    If she went to college she's no virgin.
    If they are really die hard Christians they can only have sex to propagate. sux to believe in religion doesn't it
     
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    Christians really believe in that purity sh!t, my sister was all proud of being a virgin when she got married at 27.

    Scary to think about not having sex till you get married though, I am not getting married for a long time but I am not giving up my sex life
     
  12. reflux

    reflux Turbo Monkey

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    $5 that she's getting married solely for the fact that she can finally do it. It's too bad she'll have regretted waiting so long when she's on husband number three.
     
  13. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Is she ugly or something?
     
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    So she has just had ear sex then.


     
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    stosh Darth Bailer

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    She went to a Christian college.
     
  16. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    Average looking.
     
  17. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    FOR THE MOTHER F'ING WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  18. FrontRangeDH

    FrontRangeDH Monkey

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    But they both go down quickly
     
  19. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    Stosh...this kind of thing probably happens more often than people like to think. If it works for them, then good for them.
     
  20. firemandivi

    firemandivi They drank my Tooters

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    So... that just means her first was probably a priest
     
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    no its a she, preists dont like girls, but the nuns do....wheres my ruler?
     
  22. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    I'm sure it does.... and I'm glad it works for them. I guess the thought of it stuck in my head for days and I kept trying to imagine it but I just couldn't.
     
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    w00dy In heaven there is no beer

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    That clinches it, I'm going to Brasil.
     
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  25. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    I've seen some pics of Brazilian girls in the South American Forum and I APPROVE!
     
  26. Zark

    Zark Hey little girl, do you want some candy?

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    And pay for it??? If this thread teaches us anything its Christian colleges are ripe for the picking. A little theology over a bottle o' Boones....next thing you know she's biting bedsheets:pirate2:
     
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    Westy the teste

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    I have to admit I was tempted, they were hot. Luckily my fear of herpes and spending money took over.
     
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    Dude, she's family! Keep it this way.
     
  29. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    Nice consonance!
     
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    stosh Darth Bailer

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    Which took over more so?
     
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    I have some friends that pulled off the virgin 'til marriage thing and they're all still married- even those who got married at 23. I'm actually jealous b/c it must be kind of cool not having to think about each other's past and stufff- (anyone that denies they never thought about each other's pasts are just lying). That's the beauty of life, you live it anyway you want and one way isn't the best for all- some of us dumber ones need to live and learn.


    That does sound like one hell of a national lampoons dinner though:)
     
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    SPINTECK Turbo Monkey

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    Never been there, but hear there are many extremes from super brazilian christians to all the poor street youth getting high on paint fumes doing anytjing for another huff.
     
  33. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Actually I had a serious girlfriend at the time so dedication trumped them all. Of course I later found out while I was gone she was getting boned by the chef at the restaurant she worked at.
     
  34. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    Red Lobster?
     
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    Westy the teste

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    No. But the funny thing is she did work at a Red Lobster when in college.
     
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  37. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    Well I was close with my guess.

    I'm not very good at Rock Paper Scissors either.
     
  38. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Every time I hear that, I think of
     
  39. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    Wait for my reply in 5hrs when I check that at home.

    one question, does it have anything to do with PBR?
     
  40. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    More like the B-52s