That may be true but who's really at fault is that cousin that's home from Uni for the holidays. You know.... the one that decided to major in liberal arts. Well ever since he's taken Philosophy 101 with that professor, he's been looking to debate and impart his 'wisdom' to anyone at the dinner table. That professor being the one that asks the BIG questions, but is actually more or less only interested in playing it cool to hook up casually with the female student body...We're improving brakes while making fun of the drunk passed out uncle.
I mean it IS christmas.