[LordOpie]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/17/film.freddy.reut/index.html

How awesome would that be?!

:evil:

If you've never seen the evil dead movies, particularly Army of Darkness, then your life is incomplete.

 

[DVNT]

Wow! I hope Raimi directs it. Bruce Cambell is hilarious, Have you seen Bubba Hotep?

 

[Lexx D]

If you've never seen the evil dead movies, particularly Army of Darkness, then your life is incomplete.

Have to agree army of darkness rocks :evil: I picked up one of the many "directors cut" a couple weks ago.

 

[LordOpie]

Have you seen Bubba Hotep?

Yup, great movie, but totally wasn't expecting the flow and social commentary theme. Just goes to show you that Bruce is a better actor than B-flicks, tho the Bs are quite awesome.

 

[Rockland]

Hotep ruled it! Great little movie. I had a thread a little while back I was so excited about it.

 

[TreeSaw]

LOL!!! Give me some sugar baby

 

[Nate at RIT]

Ditka still wins :eviltongu

 

[Tenchiro]

Well we arleady know ho w it ends. Ash woops everyone!

 

[genpowell71]

Ash for President!!!

Everyone knows that he'd be better than the other 2. I can hear it now in negotiations with france: "Now... I... Swear... The next one of you primates even breathes wrong...

 

[LordOpie]

Ash for President!!!

Everyone knows that he'd be better than the other 2. I can hear it now in negotiations with france: "Now... I... Swear... The next one of you primates even breathes wrong...

haha! Awesome!

But, we all know a Ham Sandwich would be better than Kerry and Bush, so you need to somehow really emphasize how great Ash would be for Pres.

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

sounds like a giant cluster fvck to me Freddy vs. Jason was pitiful, should have never happened

 

[golgiaparatus]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/17/film.freddy.reut/index.html
How awesome would that be?!
:evil:
If you've never seen the evil dead movies, particularly Army of Darkness, then your life is incomplete.

Ash would win, just because he's ash.

 

[DVNT]

sounds like a giant cluster fvck to me Freddy vs. Jason was pitiful, should have never happened

No way! Throw Bruce Cambell in the mix. It would be hilarious.

What's Jason gonna do! HE DOESN'T SPEAK!
And Freddy c'mon, he can't match Ashes classic one liners.

"Your only in charge of two things here Jack and Sh!t, and guess what Jack just left town"

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

"Your only in charge of two things here Jack and Sh!t, and guess what Jack just left town"

this is sig material

 

[androshandrew]

Well Ash would win hands down. I mean he's got a shotgun that can take out undead zombies, and he's got the smarts to make a roaring death machine out of his car.

 

[biggins]

thats just what we call pillow talk baby

 

[genpowell71]

haha! Awesome!

But, we all know a Ham Sandwich would be better than Kerry and Bush, so you need to somehow really emphasize how great Ash would be for Pres.

Well, lets look at this logically:
1. Imagine him looking at Jacq Chirac and telling him his shoe's untied.
2. After fighting off the zombies, I think we could qualify that as military service. We all know Ash wont run from a fight.
3. He knows his weapons. "Shop smart... Shop S-mart, YOU GOT THAT!!??"
4. Finally, Ash is a cooler name than bush of kerry.