[valve bouncer]

As I recall Shirl you're on civvy street now so I've got a few questions to ask ya if ya don't mind?
Have ya been on the pipe yet?
F*cked any hippy chicks ?
How much has ya hair grown?
Has Loopie called you up and asked if you can be "roomies"?
When someone asks you "how was it over there" do you turn your head and say in an anguished voice "I don't wanna talk about the horrors of the newsroom"?
How's that Azonic goin'? (OK one legitimate question out of 6 ain't bad)

 

[BurlyShirley]

As I recall Shirl you're on civvy street now so I've got a few questions to ask ya if ya don't mind?
Have ya been on the pipe yet?
F*cked any hippy chicks ?
How much has ya hair grown?
Has Loopie called you up and asked if you can be "roomies"?
When someone asks you "how was it over there" do you turn your head and say in an anguished voice "I don't wanna talk about the horrors of the newsroom"?
How's that Azonic goin'? (OK one legitimate question out of 6 ain't bad)

Uh...I'll just answer this in general since I dont want to incriminate myself or Lord Opie...

Life is much better. I had a beard, but I shaved it off cause I was looking like a tool. There are no hippie girls in the town I live in at the moment, but Im moving off to school in 3 weeks, and Im sure Ill be able to provide photographic evidence. When I was in the Marines, my hair was always too long anyway and I was always getting in trouble for it, so now its getting to look like the hair of a normal person I guess and no one cares. Yeah, life's better.
My azonic is alot better than it was when I posted it, but i ripped off two der. hangers racing at windrock a couple weeks back and just got the parts in the mail today. I think my Romic is blown, but Im such a hack that I cant even tell anyway.
Hey, dont move to Hawaii. Its a christhole.

Oh, what else, I bought a Jeep Cherokee now (Just like Lord Opie) and a new German Shepard Puppy that I named Ditka. I dont have much monkey time lately as Im on dialup at my dad's place...but Ill be back on here alot again after a month or so.

 

[LordOpie]

...German Shepard Puppy that I named Ditka.

 

[valve bouncer]

Whattya gonna be studyin'? Communications? Basket weaving? Anyway good to see ya back creep.

 

[Serial Midget]

Wow... just like reruns of the Waltons.

 

[valve bouncer]

Wow... just like reruns of the Waltons.

Goodnight short-boy....It's a real love-in, like when they bring all the old characters back....all we need now is partsbara to make an appearance and we'll be prime-time.....I'll PM him

 

[BurlyShirley]

Whattya gonna be studyin'? Communications? Basket weaving? Anyway good to see ya back creep.

Im about halfway done with an English degree, but I kind of want to be a Naturalist or something like that where I can manage a wilderness area and get paid more than a park ranger, so of course, like any other college student, who the **** knows what Ill be doing.

 

[Westy]

Im about halfway done with an English degree, but I kind of want to be a Naturalist or something like that where I can manage a wilderness area and get paid more than a park ranger, so of course, like any other college student, who the **** knows what Ill be doing.

You want to be a tree hugger??

 

[BurlyShirley]

You want to be a tree hugger??

**** no!

I just want to go shooting animals and littering on protected lands and not be able to get busted cause im the boss. and I also want to play with dolphins.



Seriously, I just like to be outdoors alot and I like animals and killing things with rabees and hot sierra club chicks with money and i like money too.

 

[Serial Midget]

Im about halfway done with an English degree, but I kind of want to be a Naturalist or something like that where I can manage a wilderness area and get paid more than a park ranger, so of course, like any other college student, who the **** knows what Ill be doing.

I know a conservation manager for Weyerhauser and he is the most nampy-pamby non-Ditka-like poof you'll ever meet. He even knows the names of birds and insects plus his wife is too skinny (no boobs) and only feeds him tofu and oatmeal... are you sure you don't want to seek a career opportunity with the NRA or Home Depot?

 

[valve bouncer]

**** no!

I just want to go shooting animals and littering on protected lands and not be able to get busted cause im the boss. and I also want to play with dolphins.



Seriously, I just like to be outdoors alot and I like animals and killing things with rabees and hot sierra club chicks with money and i like money too.

You know that "naturalist" (snigger snigger) means automatic Masters followed by PhD researching the visual acuity* of squirrels.


















* good friend of mine did that exact PhD except it was on numbats......West Aussie squirrels for the uninitiated.

 

[Westy]

**** no!

I just want to go shooting animals and littering on protected lands and not be able to get busted cause im the boss. and I also want to play with dolphins.



Seriously, I just like to be outdoors alot and I like animals and killing things with rabees and hot sierra club chicks with money and i like money too.

Your classes will be filled with the stench of old money and pajouli. I'm sure you'll want to punch both types.

 

[BurlyShirley]

I know a conservation manager for Weyerhauser and he is the most nampy-pamby non-Ditka-like poof you'll ever meet. He even knows the names of birds and insects plus his wife is too skinny (no boobs) and only feeds him tofu and oatmeal... are you sure you don't want to seek a career opportunity with the NRA or Home Depot?

Bah!

You judge me too quickly little fella. I like birds and insects and all that stuff too. Always have. I like skinny women like Paris Hilton too...but I wont have a wife unless I can get my GF a visa from Belarus someday to visit for a while to make sure I dont hater first. NRA? Id be down with that..but y'know...those dream jobs are hard to come by...plus I dont like old people.

 

[BurlyShirley]

You know that "naturalist" (snigger snigger) means automatic Masters followed by PhD researching the visual acuity* of squirrels.

I know I know, but I got alot of money from the Marines to pay for most of it, and **** all else to do for the next 10 years.

...and westy, yes, I know of the personal hell Im putting on myself. Maybe Ill become more DIVERSE

 

[Serial Midget]

...those dream jobs are hard to come by...plus I dont like old people.

Guns, old people, hatred... the solution seems obvious.



(Happines is a warm gun, bang bang - shoot shoot)

 

[valve bouncer]

I know I know, but I got alot of money from the Marines to pay for most of it, and **** all else to do for the next 10 years.

...and westy, yes, I know of the personal hell Im putting on myself. Maybe Ill become more DIVERSE

Actually mate I'm only sniggering out of jealously, sounds pretty good. I'd like to hear more.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I was beginning to wonder where you had disappeared to, BurlySurly. We missed you at the Monkeyfest.

J